Saturday 22 January 2005

Going Back...

I'm going back to Kuching today... So, don't expect me to update this website. But I will be back to Sabah in April. 

Thanks for supporting Sumandak.Com as your favourite place to hang out. Sorry kalau ada kerosakan or problem untuk korang register and login. Please contact my assistants or operators kalau ada apa-apa problem. Thanks....

p/s: Flight sia jam 4:30 pm.... Bye Bye all...

Friday 21 January 2005

Message 4 Gatut, Tites, Gaban & Lontuge

Janlah marah-marah, Gatut. Sia jarang online bah sekarang ni sebab mo belajar kan. Eheks... 

Pasal font tu, sengaja dikecilkan supaya save more spaces - Duh! Padahal sia sendiri pun mo pakai cermin mata mo buat ni website. Nantilah lepas sia habis final exam, dan ada cuti panjang baru sia update lagi ni website. Kasi besar sikit itu fontnya supaya korang dan saya pun inda sakit mata mo baca kan kan kan?

Gatut, boleh juga kita berkenalan bah. Tiada salah sebab perkara biasa bah tu kalau mo berkenalan kan kan kan? Ehehehehehe.... Siou kio inda terbalas message ko.... Wakakakakakka... Bah, mula 22nd Januari ni sia balik p kuching mo belajar lagi ni... Bah, jan merajuk kio kalau sia inda terbalas untuk jangka masa yang agak panjang... 

Gaban, lagu mp3 yang mana tu ah? Ko try pi sana guritom.com lah manatau tu urang di sana ada simpan mp3... ehehhehee...

To lontuge, thanks.... hehehehehhe...

Iri iri noh kie... bye bye...

Tuesday 18 January 2005

Cara-Cara Nak Handle Hantu

Pocong
Hantu yang berbungkus macam lepat pisang baru masak ni memang mudah cari kelemahannya. Kita hanya perlu bukak tali pengikat di atas kepalanya dan tarik kain balutannya. Sudah tentu dia akan berasa malu rana dia tidak pakai apa apa pun, selain kain kapan pembungkusnya tu.

Langsuir
Dia ni suka pandang muka kita, jadi beranikan diri anda tenung balik muka dia sambil jelir-jelir lidah. Kalau tak pun tunjuk cermin muka kat dia, pasti dia tersipu-sipu malu.

Pontianak
Hantu yang suka ketawa. Kalau terserempak dengan dia, kita pun mestilah ketawa sama. Kalau boleh kita cuba mengilai lebih kuat dari dia, tentu dia boring.

Hantu Raya
Hantu ni suka beraya dan suka menyamar jadi tuan dia. Cara mengalahkannya senang saja, sambutlah 
hari raya tiap kali jumpa dia, bagi duit raya, ajak main meriam buluh, suruh kacau dodol atau jaga lemang. Tentu dia tak kacau kita sebab banyak kerja dan aktiviti lain dia nak buat.

Hantu Galah
Hantu ni la yang paling tinggi di muka bumi. Kalau terjumpa dia, kita hendaklah meniarap. Pasti dia tak perasan kita ada disitu.

Jerangkung
Dia ni ada kulit tapi nipis. Tinggal rangka saja, dan paling mudah untuk menewaskannya. Kita hanya perlu tunjal dahinya dengan telunjuk dan lihat gerak-gerinya mengimbangi badan untuk berdiri tegak.

Toyol
Lagi senang kalau nak kalahkan dia, bagi duit satu sen berguni-guni..nanti dia ingat duit emas, lepas tu dia pikul bawak balik bagi tuannya... lepas tu sah-sah lah dapat penampau Jepun dari tuannya kerana mana nak tukar duit satu sen banyak2 tu...

Hantu Ponteng
Yang ni payah sikit nak cakap sebab, hantu-hantu ni cam korang lerrr..takder kerja lain asyik ponteng kerja, lepaih tu nengok e-mail..macam sekarang nih..sah-sah tengah ponteng nie..macamana nak jawab.. korang sendiri gak jadik hantu.. jadi bawak-bawaklah buat kerja...

LEPAS BACE NIE DAH TAK YAH TAKUT2 NGAN HANTU.. TAKUT PADA DIRI SENDIRI SEBAB KADANG2 DIRI SENDIRI LEBIH MENYERAMKAN DARIPADA HANTU!!!!!!!!

Monday 17 January 2005

One week...

Hi guys and gals! I'm back... and now in Sabah for mid-term break. And I will return to UiTM Samarahan on 22nd January. Yeap! This coming Saturday! There's nothing much to write here but I think I should *at least* say thanks to all of you who have visited my website - Yeah, the not-yet-updated website yang semakin menjadi-jadi di sini. 

I don't know what's going on dengan ni website sia sekarang sebab I CAN'T ACCESS INTERNET sepanjang saya di UiTM... Bukan apa, MALAS nak jalan. Anyway, it's really great to be part of UiTM Sarawak. Yalah... Got many Sabahans there juga - Uhh... Walaupun ada sikit-sikit lao ya lah... 

I would like to thanks buat dorang-dorang yang sudah hantar XMAS CARDS. Thanks and memang syoklah terima kad from all of you even though saya kena bayar RM0.10 for each surat yang dituntut... Eheehehehehe...

Plus, I've changed my number from MAXIS to DIGI recently memandangkan ada beberapa orang yang mengganggu saya semasa saya berada di UiTM. Please lah, don't call me during orang sedang belajar. Paling yang saya sendiri tidak suka, orang tu call and then batuk (HUH?!)... Please lah... If you have something to say, CAKAP saja. Don't cough! Furthermore, please introduce yourself kalau nak SMS orang lain. Don't just buat orang curious saja. :(

OK... That's all for now... Bye Bye...

Tuesday 14 December 2004

Merry Xmas!

Merry X'mas to all of you out there! I will be back to Sabah this coming 15th January 2005! Want to online lagi lah.... Thanks for visiting my websites, Sumandak.Com and my personal website.

Saturday 20 November 2004

My Last Day In KK, Sabah

Today is going to be my last day staying in KK, Sabah. I will be going to Sarawak tomorrow to further my studies in UiTM Samarahan. So, I won't be updating this website and sumandak.com portal for about 3 months. 

Take care then....

Monday 15 November 2004

Feng Shui For Square Faced Person

The Square Face belongs to the element of Earth or the planet Mars. Now this face can speak of various levels of temperaments from aggressive to assertive but people of this facial formation are always filled with passionate energy. Their birthdate and refinement of other features will tell you in which category they fall into - either violent and aggressive or dynamic and assertive.

These people cannot take life sitting down - Action is their middle name. You can depend on a person with an Earth or Mars face. He or she will have compassion and are protective of the ones he or she loves. But watch out those who crosses his path! He can be stubborn and defiant in his anger. He territory is very important but he is able to follow the leader he respects and admires. A square face with an unruly shock if hair is someone to fear and not aggravate. His or her temper is volatile and violent. Never argue with such a person as you will never win because he will never back down even if he is wrong.  

Sumandak: Really? Since I do have square face (but sometimes people said I have rectangular or roundish face) so I post this feng shui for square faced person. You can get the other articles at http://www.zorrapredictions.com/fshui/fs_makeup/index_makeup.htm.