stupid questions about loyalty and love

Would you sacrifice your life for the one you love?

yes… if he’s the only one…

What if only one of you could live but you both have 1 hr. to decide who…

him lah…

without knowing the others choice, would you still make that choice?

yes…

Your lover/spouse takes a trip and cheats on you. Do you want to know?

it hurts when someone cheat on you. i’d rather keep it for myself and let him spill it all over.

What if the roles were reversed? Would you tell him the truth?

yes… i can’t afford to tell lies…

Would you want to meet the man of your dreams knowing he would die in 1 yr?

yes…

What if you knew he would cheat on you in 1 year? Pleasure worth the pain?

sakit hati lah bah…

Your lover needs an organ transplant & dog-gone-it you match?

kasi sajalah…

He has a 100% recovery rate, you only have 49%. Will you do it?

serah sama god…

Your best friend whom you’re in love doesn’t love you & you meet the girl of his dreams. She is everything (you’re not) that would make him happy.

be happy for both of them… can’t force someone to love you juga…

Can you put aside your feelings & set them up together?

it takes some times to do so… lari jauh2 and biar masa tentukan then balik jumpa diorang, tanya khabar… that’s all.. hahahah~

How important is honesty in your relationships? Knowing ALL the truth?

i don’t expect someone to be 100% honest… at least he’s honest with his feeling towards me.

What if your guy couldn’t lie about his feelings for you?Your looks?Girls?

i dunno… well… i dun really understand ur question lah…

Quote of The Day: Love

“Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep… wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you’re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you…. The one who turns to his friends and says, ‘that’s her.’”

-Unknown

Is love alone enough in a relationship?

Is love alone enough in a relationship? (The original question)

I’d personally say that love alone is NOT enought in a relationship. WHY? The reason is love requires SUPPORT e.g. commitment, trust, respect, understanding, thoughtfulness, and of course the things that support us to live – MONEY. I don’t mean that love is a lust of money (get a rich person to love). As long as we have money to support our basic needs e.g. food, clothes, etc. I guess it’s more than enough. Love is not a mere feeling because I believe that love is a feeling that can vanish anytime if we have no commitment of keeping it burning. It is akin to a person who is clever but has no commitment of going to school. If I want LOVE, I’ll ensure it will keep on burning all the time… Enough to lit up the life – Yang penting tidak padam. Besides, RESPECT plays an important role between 2 parties – How can a LOVE lasts if there’s no respect? Paling-paling hatred saja tu nanti. TRUST – Trust the one that you LOVE. Tapi, susah juga mo cakap kan? Sebab kadang-kala kita TRUST tapi turus kena betray. Some people bilang follow your INSTINCT, believe it kunun. Frankly speaking, sometimes I do follow my instinct and found out that sometimes itu instinct sia inda ngam. Mo kena tiun tiun… Hahhahaha~ I guess itu saja sia bulih cakap sebab itu saja yang sia rasa… Yang penting LOVE ALONE IS NOT ENOUGH IN A RELATIONSHIP!

A Message about God

These are not written by me. In fact, a friend of mine sent this via email. I think it’s quite interesting and well… I'm sharing this with you, guys…

God love you more than everything in this world.

He understands you more than you understand about yourself.

He always be by your side.

He’s the only one who will never leave you.

If you feel depressed,

Just tell everything to Him,

And He will show you the true love

And also answer your problem.

He is your Father, Friend, and your Endless Love.

So, don’t worry about something

Because He will give the best for you.

Do you know why God created gaps between your fingers?

It's because someone who is very special to you will come,

and fill those gaps by holding your hands forever.

God will never leave you empty.

He will replace everything you lost.

If He asks you to put something down,

It's because He wants you to pick up something great.

Happy Sabbath, guys!

Ways to reject pick-up lines

#1

Man: “Haven’t we met before?”

Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”

#2

Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?”

Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

#3

Man: “I’d really like to get into your pants.”

Woman: “No thanks. There’s already one asshole in there.”

#4

The most memorable rebuttal to a turn down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall from me in residence) when he asked a girl to dance and she refused:

Man: “Want to Dance?”

Woman: “No, thank you.”

Man: “Don’t thank me, thank God somebody asked you.”

#5

Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”

Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”

Man: “But I don’t know your name.”

Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”

#7

Man: “So what do you do for a living?”

Woman: “Female impersonator.”

#8

And here’s one including the correct snappy return.

Man: “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”

Woman: “Unfertilized, screw off!”

#9

A girlfriend of mine once had a graying man in his 60’s approach her in a club while she was in college with the line,”Where have you been all my life?” She took one glance at him and said, “For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.”

#10

A friend of mine came up with a very quick response over vacation. We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just walked by. She turned around and said to me, “What are you looking at?” My friend, walking next to me came to the rescue, “He thought you were

good looking, but he was mistaken.”

#11

While at college, a few friends were discussing how their “passes” had been rejected by the intended female receiver. One of the ladies explained how she handled it once… When the guy, obviously getting irritated, blurted out something like, “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason!” She responded, “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!” He immediately blanched, and decided that maybe he would look someplace else.

#12

“Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”

What Girls really mean

What do you really mean when…..

• You push him away?: i don’t quite like your way… (ya, something like that)
• You hug him?: i like you or i miss you or i love you or don’t leave me
• You tell him you don’t wanna be around a crowd?: i just want to be with you… or i don’t want somebody (relatives or friends) to see both of us…
• You tell him to just forget it?: well… i really mean that he should just forget it or i don’t really mind about it…
• You tell him it’s too expensive?: don’t buy it because i would be in guilty…
• You say you hate him?: i don’t like his attitude or something that makes me annoying…

What would you do if….

• You caught him cheating?: i would silently leave him…
• He bought you a diamond ring?: i would ask him what’s the purpose of buying me a diamond ring…
• Proposed to you?: I would only say YES if I feel secure together with him… The word ‘secure’ here means I can trust him, let him shows his weaknesses, etc…
• Your parents didn’t like him?: I’d re-consider about it… I might give priority to my parents first…
• He got u pregnant next week?: *palis palis* Sure he has to be responsible for the thing he has done (well… it means both of the parties have to be responsible)
• He went to jail?: *palis palis* It doesn’t really matter as long as he didn’t attempt to kill me.
• He died?: Cry… Miss…

That special somebody

• Who were you thinking of during this survey?: nobody
• Are you two dating?: nope…

Cerita 3 Dokter

Pada zaman dahulu kala, ada 3 orang dokter.

Mereka selalu bersama ke mana saja mereka pergi. Tapi ketiga2nya memiliki kegemaran berlainan.

A – dr. Jon Poni (suka main perempuan).

B – dr. Jon Joni (suka minum minuman keras).

C – dr. Jon Doni (suka segala jenis rokok) .

Suatu hari ketiga sahabat ini berjalan jalan tanpa tujuan. Tiba2 ketiganya bertemu dengan sebuah ketel/kendi (seperti cerita Aladin). Lalu salah seorang mengambilnya lalu meng-gosok2kan ketel tersebut. Sejurus kemudian asap keluar dari corong ketel tersebut dan secara perlahan berganti menjadi satu makluk yang menyeramkan yakni seekor/seorang (?) jin yang ganas.Lalu jin tersebut tertawa: “Ha ha ha ..” dan berkata”Akulah Jin Ifrit !

Karena kamu telah membebaskan aku dari ketel itu maka aku akan tunaikan apa saja permintaan kamu sekalian!!” Ketiga sahabat yang pada mulanya panik dan takut menjadi gembira lalu termenung dan berpikir tentang peluang dan kemauan masing2 yang mungkin sekali dalam seumur hidup. Lalu mereka memilih kemauan mengikuti kegemaran masing2.

Berkata si A,”Aku mau perempuan2 muda dari berbagai bangsa di seluruh dunia dan letakkan dalam sebuah gua tertutup dan jangan ganggu aku selama 10 tahun.” Pufff!! Dengan sekejap mata jin itu menyempurnakan permintaan si A.

Berkata si B,”Aku mau semua jenis arak dari seluruh dunia untuk bekal selama sepuluh tahun dan letakkan dalam sebuah gua tertutup dan jangan ganggu aku selama 10 tahun.” Pufff!! Dengan sekejap mata jin itu menyempurnakan permintaan si B.

Berkata pula si C,”Aku mau semua jenis rokok dari seluruh dunia untuk bekal selama sepuluh tahun dan letakkan dalam sebuah gua tertutup dan jangan ganggu aku selama 10 tahun.” Pufff !! dengan sekejap mata jin itu menyempurnakan permintaan si C.

Setelah genap 10 tahun, maka jin tersebut muncul kembali untuk membuka pintu gua masing2 sebagaimana yang dijanjikan. Maka jin tersebut pergi membuka pintu gua si A, ketika dibuka maka keluarlah si A dengan keadaan kurus kering, berdiri pun tidak bisa karena tidak sanggup untuk menggerakkan lutut sebab hari2 hanya memuaskan nafsu dengan perempuan.Tiba2 si A pun jatuh ke tanah lalu mati!!

Setelah itu jin tersebut pergi ke gua si B, ketika pintu dibuka maka keluarlah si B dengan perut yang sangat buncit karena hari2 mabuk2an. Jalan pun ter-huyung2. Tiba2 si B pun jatuh ketanah lalu mati!!

Setelah itu jin pergi ke gua si C dan membuka pintu gua. Tiba2 si C keluar dalam keadaan sehat walafiat dan terus MENAMPAR si jin. Sambil memaki2 si jin ia berkata :

JIN GOOOOOBLOOOKK …!!!! lighter nye MANAAAAAAAAA ….???!!!