Sia Punya Kisah 2008 (Part 2)

Ada urang bilang inda bagus menangis sebab menangis inda dapat solve problem… Ada juga urang bilang biarlah air mata tu jatuh berlinangan sebab kalau inda menangis, ko inda akan bertambah kuat. So, mana satu yang bulih dipakai tu ah? Hahahahahahah~ Kita sambung sama kisah 2008 sia yang sot sot dan sia rasa macam sia ni EMO saja untuk 2008… Kali lah tu kan… Muahahaha~

July 2008 - New semester sudah… Sia sengaja ambil 4 subjects sebab sia mo lupakan everything. Result 1st semester sia mimang OK (thank u, God)… Semua passed dan inda ada tersangkut sama tu bikin gantung kain… Muahahahaha~ Anyway, macam biasa… Life jadi semakin sibuk bila new semester start sudah. Adalah this guy tanya mana satu pilihan hati sia kunun tapi jawapan sia masih yang “INDA TAU”… Mo remain single kunun 1 tahun. Entah apa sia fikir sudah… Sot kali. So, sia berabis focus sama study sia.. Mo kasi lupa semua-semua tu yang opoit miagal do tompodu.

August 2008 - Sia tambah sibuk tapi sempat lagi pigi escort tu youths pigi camping di Dantai. Adalah tu beberapa kes yang inda diingini berlaku. Silap sia juga sebab terlampau kasi manja-manja diorang. I admit it… Trial and Error… Buahahahahaha~ Hari Kebangsaan pun sia inda ingat sudah sebab sia sibuk sama assignments… No life! Tapi, sia ada pigi Pitas untuk attend hari pertunangan Abang Juri and Sis Uyoi… Si Win yang driving… Muahahhahahah~

September 2008 – Nothing special… Tambah sia sibuk… Ada kawan bawa keluar, keluar jugalah… Inda bagus juga jual mahal kan… Nanti urang bilang sumbung. Inda bagus juga bah tu gitu. Sia fail lesen memandu sia sampai sia GIRIGITAN inda mo lagi driving – Lebuhraya bah sia fail.. Sot kan?… Sia meluah sama si Danny pasal tu driving saja then dia kasi cerita sia pasal pengalaman dia driving dulu…Muahahaha… Inda lupa juga sama si Win, tempat sia mengadu kadang-kadang… Both are my good friends… Yang lain tu pun adalah kawan sia yang bagus cuma sia inda bulih kasi mention di sini sebab nanti ada urang sakit hati… Buahahahaha~ Saja bah…

October 2008 – Birthday sia! Sia simpan tu list urang-urang yang ada wish sia Happy Birthday… Paling awal wish sia si Pr Willter… 3 hari lebih awal… Then tu di FS and FB… Mimang inda ada present tapi sia really appreciate urang-urang yang ingat mo wish sia Happy Birthday. Ada ini kawan bilang sia tua sudah and apa perasaan sia… Sia kasitau saja yang sia rasa umur tu adalah satu bonus dari Tuhan sebab kita kena ingat ada urang lain yang inda dapat pun hidup lama macam kita. Adalah kisah benar sia bah cuma terlampau panjang untuk sia mo kasi cerita… Dari tu si kawan yang passed away saja yang menyedarkan sia betapa AGE itu satu BONUS… Life is a BONUS… It’s hard to lead a good life but God always rewards us with a bonus!

November 2008 – Sia EXAM… Indatau apa sia jawab semua tu soalan… Ada banyak masalah ni time tapi sia buat inda paduli sudah sebab sia punya mata kekeringan air mata sudah…

December 2008 – Christmas! Lead itu youth carolers pigi menyanyi di rumah-rumah sampai ada 1 kali tersilap rumah… Iya, pigi rumah si Bobby… Muahahahahah~ Before that, sia pigi KL… Bukan intention sia mo attend tu ASI sebab sia sebenarnya mo lari daripada KEPERITAN hidup dan mencari KETENANGAN daripada dingar mulut-mulut urang… Sometimes mimang padih dingar cerita-cerita yang inda butul pasal kita termasuk yang RAHSIA tu kena kasi bucur… Syok butul kasi bucur tu rahsia… Cubalah kalau sia kasi bucur tu rahsia, mimang tu urang turus VOLCANO… Tapi, kuroyon podi… Kabang tatap kabang bogia… Dila nopo nga aiso tulang… Tapi, pa macam sekalipun benda yang paling sia CHERISH is my ND300… Kamera bah tu… Bukan manusia…

YEAR 2009… I’m looking forward of a more STRONGER me… Apa urang hantam pun, hantam lah… Biar sampai oputut ino dila dau… Tapi, yang paling penting… Mo lepaskan diri daripada soalan yang MERIMASKAN… Well, sia rasa korang ada yang bulih teka sudah tu especially yang kakal poh poimbujang gisom baino ti… Lepas tu, sia inda mo biarkan si MARK@KADUS ‘dera’ sia as mo denda gara-gara inda buat kerja last year! Eeeeeeekkk~ Ada banyak lagi tapi biarlah sia simpan untuk diri sia sendiri… Tahun depan baru sia kasi reveal… Muahahahahahah~

Your Birth Number

Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing.

To figure out your Birth Number, (see example below) add all the numbers in the birth date together until there is only one digit. A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight.

Example: March 20, 1950
3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973 = 1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20 = 2 + 0 = 2
2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example.

#1 THE ORIGINATOR

#2 THE PEACEMAKER

#3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY

#4 THE CONSERVATIVE

#5 THE NONCONFORMIST

#6 THE ROMANTIC

#7 THE INTELLECTUAL

#8 THE BIG SHOT

#9 THE PERFORMER

# 1 – THE ORIGINATOR
1s are originals – Coming up with new ideas and executing them is natural. Having things their own way is another trait that gets them as being stubborn and arrogant. 1s are extremely honest and do well to learn some diplomacy skills. They like to take the initiative and are often leaders or bosses, as they like to be the best. Being self-employed is definitely helpful for them…. Lesson to learn: Others’ ideas might be just as good or better and to stay open minded.

Famous 1s: Tom Hanks, Robert Redbird, Hulk Logan, Carol Burnet, Wynn Judd, Nancy Reagan, Raquel Welsh.

# 2 – THE PEACEMAKER
2s are the born diplomats. They are aware of others’ needs and moods and often think of others before themselves. Naturally analytical and very intuitive they don’t like to be alone. Friendship and companionship is very important and can lead them to be successful in life, but on the other hand they’d rather be alone than in an uncomfortable relationship. Being naturally shy they should learn to boost their self-esteem and express themselves freely and seize the moment and not put things off.

Famous 2s: President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoopee Goldberg, Thomas Edison, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

# 3 – THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
3s are idealists. They are very creative, social, charming, romantic, and easygoing. They start many things, but don’t always see them through. They like others to be happy and go to great lengths to achieve it. They are very popular and idealistic. They should learn to see the world from a more realistic point of view.

Famous 3s: Alan Alda, Ann Landers, Bill Cosby, Melanie Griffith, Salvador Dali, Jodi Foster.

# 4 – THE CONSERVATIVE
4s are sensible and traditional. They like order and routine. They only act when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They like getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted to the outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to wait and can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more flexible and to be nice to themselves.

Famous 4s: Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprah Winfrey

# 5 – THE NONCONFORMIST
5s are the explorers. Their natural curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm often land them in hot water. They need diversity, and don’t like to be stuck in a rut. The whole world is their school and they see a learning possibility in every situation. The questions never stop. They are well advised to look before they take action and make sure they have all the facts before jumping to conclusions.

Famous 5s: Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter, Vincent Van Gogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller and Mark Hamil.

# 6 – THE ROMANTIC
6s are idealistic and need to feel useful to be happy. A strong family connection is important to them. Their emotions influence their decisions. They have a strong urge to take care of others and to help. They are very loyal and make great teachers. They like art or music. They make loyal friends who take the friendship seriously. 6s should learn to differentiate between what they can change and what they cannot.

Famous 6s: Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John Denver, Meryl Streep, Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn.

# 7 – THE INTELLECTUAL
7s are the searchers. Always probing for hidden information, they find it difficult to accept things at face value. Emotions don’t sway their decisions. Questioning everything in life, they don’t like to be questioned themselves. They’re never off to a fast start, and their motto is slow and steady wins the race. They come across as philosophers and being very knowledgeable, and sometimes as loners. They are technically inclined and make great researchers uncovering information. They like secrets. They live in their own world and should learn what is acceptable and what not in the world at large.

Famous 7s: William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Michael Jackson, Joan Baez, Princess Diana.

# 8 – THE BIG SHOT
8s are the problem solvers. They are professional, blunt and to the point, have good judgment and are decisive. They have grand plans and like to live the good life. They take charge of people. They view people objectively. They let you know in no uncertain terms that they are the boss. They should learn to exude their decisions on their own needs rather than on what others want.

Famous 8s: Edgar Cayce, Barbra Streisand, George Harrison, Jane Fonda, Pablo Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus.

#9 – THE PERFORMER
9s are natural entertainers. They are very caring and generous, giving away their last dollar to help. With their charm, they have no problem making friends and nobody is a stranger to them. They have so many different personalities that people around them have a hard time understanding them. They are like chameleons, ever changing and blending in. They have tremendous luck, but also can suffer from extremes in fortune and mood. To be successful, they need to build a loving foundation.

Famous 9s: Albert Schweitzer, Shirley MacLaine, Harrison Ford, Jimmy Carter, Elvis Presley.

Source: Rexanne’s Birthday Facts & Fun

p.s. I’m Miss #5… Nonconformist… Hahahahah! How about you?

Permohonan Untuk Berpoligami

Suami bin Lelaki
17, Jalan Angkasa,
24300, Kemaman.

Isteri binti Perempuan
17, Jalan Angkasa,
24300, Kemaman.

31 April 2006

Puan,

PERKARA : PERMOHONAN UNTUK BERPOLIGAMI

Perkara di atas adalah di rujuk.

2. Sebab utama permohonan ini di lakukan adalah kerana saya ingin melengkapkan kuota yang telah di peruntukkan bagi saya. Buat masa ini kuota yang telah di isi cuma satu, memandangkan masih ada 3 kekosongan, eloklah jika dapat di penuhi secepat mungkin. Pihak yang akan mengisi satu kekosongan ini buat masa ini ialah Cik Hana Fazura binti Ramli yang merupakan setiausaha saya di pejabat. Memandangkan komitmen yang beliau tunjukkan di pejabat amat baik, eloklah jika kita masukkan dia bersama kita di dalam organisasi keluarga kita. Kekosongan yang selebihnya akan di isi di masa akan datang.

3. Untuk makluman pihak puan, yang sebenarnya masalah ini telah lama saya fikirkan tetapi memandangkan poket saya yang selalu nipis, terpaksalah saya tangguhkan dulu permohonan ini di samping kurangnye rasa keyakinan untuk mengemukakan permohonan ini. Kini, setelah saya dapat mengeluarkan kesemua duit pelaburan ASB saya, saya merasakan kembalinya semangat saya yang telah hilang selama ini.

4. Permohonan ini amat setimpal kerana dengan kedudukan sekarang ia menguntungkan kedua belah pihak dan juga pihak ketiga. Selama ini hidup kita bahagia sebab jika tidak, manakan mungkin puan dapat menjadi seperti sekarang. Semua yang puan miliki sudah bertambah besar. Kereta besar, rumah besar, rantai besar dan pakaian besar. Jika dulu potongan puan seperti gitar, kini sudah bertukar menjadi drum. Oleh itu, sudilah kiranya dapat kita kongsi bersama insan lain kebahagiaan kita ini.

5. Pihak puan juga dapat menikmati faedah dari kelulusan permohonan ini kerana puan akan tetap menikmati apa yang telah puan miliki sekarang dengan waktu bekerja lebih singkat dan sistem syif akan di perkenalkan iaitu 1 hari kerja dan 1 hari cuti rehat. Waktu bekerja yang selebihnya akan ditampung oleh pihak ketiga. Kebaikan yang puan akan nikmati ialah waktu rehat yang bebas kerana dalam waktu puan bercuti, saya selaku Penyelia tidak akan memantau aktiviti yang puan lakukan. Pada waktu itu saya cuma akan fokus kepada hasil kerja pihak ketiga. Menguntungkan bukan?

6. Segala kerjasama dari pihak puan saya dahulukan dengan ribuan terima kasih. Saya amat berharap pihak puan dapat meluluskan permohonan saya ini kerana adalah lebih baik jika kita dapat berkongsi kebahagiaan kita ini bersama insan lain. Saya harap permohonan saya ini di balas dengan senyuman penuh keikhlasan dari pihak puan dan tandatangan puan di atas kertas yang saya lampirkan bukannya balingan periuk nasi, pinggan-mangkuk, ketukan senduk dan perkara-perkara yang menyukarkan pihak puan untuk melakukannya.

7. Saya harap puan sudi meluluskan permohonan ini. Hadirkanlah senyumanmu sebagaimana ketika kita menyambut orang baru iaitu bayi kita kedalam keluarga kita 10 tahun lepas. Situasinya lebih kurang sama dengan masa kini. Kita akan menerima orang baru juga cuma bezanya ialah jika 10 tahun yang lepas kita perlu menjaga dan membelainya dengan manja bersama tetapi kali ini, setiap urusan penjagaan dan belaian manja akan di laksanakan oleh saya sepenuhnya.

8. Akhir kata, saya harap permohonan saya ini dapat dibalas secepat mungkin. Semoga kita bersama-bersama dengan pihak ketiga akan dapat melaksanakan program ini dengan jayanya.

Sekian, Terima Kasih.

“BERKORBAN DAN BERKONGSI KEBAHAGIAAN LAMBANG RUMAHTANGGA BAHAGIA”

Yang Ikhlas Memohon,
Suami bin Lelaki

Nota :
En Suami bin Lelaki telah menarik kembali permohonan ini setelah Puan Isteri binti Perempuan bertanyakan “Nak suruh saya tandatangan dimana? Guna pisau boleh bang..?”.

Kini anda berpeluang untuk hantarkan surat yang sedia didraf ini kepada isteri anda pula. Caranya, cuma tukarkan nama dan alamat pengirim dan penerima. Kalau anda berani cubalah…. ahaks!

p.s. Don’t ask me where did I get this… My aunt sent this out via email and I find it’s really farcial!

Learn Some Things From The Male Gender

Males and females evolved differently. Men mastered pure logical thinking while feeling become a more obvious characteristic of feminine psychology. Every woman follows her feelings as a guide throughout life. She blames herself for any failure while a man rather criticizes other and tries to solve the problem in a rational way.

Here a few tips from experts how a masculine intellection can ease women life and help to come through.

Don’t be afraid of criticizing. Most women are certain that serious intercommunion depend only on their own. They usually are afraid of criticizing only because they don’t want to ruin good relationships and strive to be well-liked by others. So, men and women communicate and behave very different. Men can spill out comments very easily, they make decisions faster and think less about their already expressed opinion. Women more often worry that their stated remark can make somebody feel hurt.

Don’t get so wrought-up. Express your notion in the concrete and clearly. You shouldn’t be worry that someone could take an offence or want to judge you for something. Try to push such emotions away and you will be wonder-struck. Have you ever heard a man who begins his request with such words as – “I regret”, “sorry”, “maybe” or “I feel”? Use to trust in yourself, measure your achievements realistically and never fear to ask for a better reward. If a man realizes that he deserves a bigger salary, that’s never a problem, he exacts it rigidly.

Stay off the food. Researchers claim that the diet itself works on men better than on women. This is because men are unapt to relate emotional state with food. They never fall to eat being anxious, lonely or stressful. Men never reproach or blame themselves for eating a huge pizza or doughnut and for consuming too much calories. They eat when they feel hungry and stop when they feel satiate. So, learn from men – always control how much you eat and never blame the diet you have chosen.

Don’t not worry for one slip – just try everything all over again. Housekeeping load divide up with other members of your family. Considering data of various research women spares double time more for housekeeping and children care than men. Even the working women think that home is entirely their own dominion. On the contrary men always think that every their accomplished activity should be recognized and appreciated by others. Many women strive to complete their tasks perfectly both at home and at work. So, being involved in this circle, they become exhausted by their work and for this reason problems grow faster and faster.

Learn to let your unclean kitchen floor or every little dust slide – try to do something meaningful instead it. Hire a housekeeper if you can afford it financially. Spare some time only for your needs every day. Your leisure time should be committed for your own desires and not for appeasement of anybody’s needs.

Written by: Rugile Kiguolyte

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SUMANDAK BILANG: It’s Friday! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

A Morning Shut Down

Macam my scandalicious cuzzie cabreney bilang I’m using a jam London. Ya, if you’re sibuk mencari berus gigi… Sia pula sibuk mencari blanket. I’ve not gotten any sleep since 4pm yesterday… In other words, sia inda ada dapat tidur satu malam. I’ve tried to sleep tapi lepas tu ended with pigi ruang tamu and watch some boring movies yet couldn’t sleep. My blood pressure still under control… Normal… Tapi yang bikin takut ini mata inda pandai tutup… Urang tengah bangun pasang radio Kadazan or Dusun, sia pula sibuk mau cari tilam.

Maybe I should ask some of my friends yang pernah kena situasi begini… I know there are 2 of my friends yang mimang need medication untuk sleep. I hate staying up sampai pagi sebab tiada urang yang sia bulih chat kalau sudah limpas tengah malam… BORING! TV pun boring!

I'm an Insomniac

What is Insomnia?

Insomnia is a 2002 American remake of a 1997 Norwegian film about a police officer investigating a murder above the Arctic Circle and suffering insomnia due to the midnight sun and his guilt over past and present misdeeds. The film was directed by Christopher Nolan and starred Al Pacino, Robin Williams and Hilary Swank. 

-Source: Wikipedia 

Insomnia is a novel written by Stephen King and first published in 1994. Like It and Dreamcatcher, its setting is the fictional town of Derry, Maine. 

-Source: Wikipedia

Insomniac is the fourth studio album from the punk rock band Green Day. It was released in 1995 on the Reprise Records label. Though it reached #2 in the U.S. and went 2x Platinum, Insomniac did not have the sales endurance of its predecessor, Dookie, largely due to its slightly darker lyrical tone and more abrasive sound. Though many consider Insomniac to be more consistent than Dookie, it did not feature a well-known hit single akin to “Longview” or “Basket Case” from Dookie or “Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)” from Nimrod. Before the name ‘Insomniac’, the band considered the naming the album ‘Tight Wad Hill’ (after the thirteenth track of the album). After visiting collage artist Winston Smith for the album cover, Billie Joe Armstrong asked him how he managed to make such intricate pieces in such short times. Smith answered, “It’s easy for me. I am an insomniac.” Insomniac has sold 2 million units in the United States as of August 2006. It is Green Day’s third biggest selling album after Dookie and American Idiot. 

-Source: Wikipedia

Insomnia is a sleep disorder characterized by an inability to sleep and/or inability to remain asleep for a reasonable period. Insomniacs typically complain of being unable to close their eyes or “rest their mind” for more than a few minutes at a time. Both organic and nonorganic insomnia constitute a sleep disorder. It can be caused by fear, stress, anxiety, medications, herbs, caffeine, depression, bipolar disorder, emotional or mental tension, work problems, financial stress, unsatisfactory sex life and sometimes occurs for no apparent reason. An overactive mind or physical pain may also be causes. Finding the underlying cause of insomnia is usually necessary to cure it. Insomnia can be common after the loss of a loved one, even months or a year after the death, if they are not grieving correctly (pretending they are over it when they are not). It very often occurs when the person has a lack of food or not enough variety of foods (such as eating one food over and over again). It is common for insomniacs to sleep walk and/ or have very vivid & intense dreams. 

-Source: Wikipedia