My Wedding Day

Friend: Dave, when can we have your nasi minyak?
Me: Huh?! I don’t know…
Friend: Takkanlah you don’t want to get married…
Me: Ummm… I don’t know…
Friend: Uiii… You’re straight bah kan?
Me: Of course, I’m straight… What’s in your head ooo…
Friend: (LOL)
Me: Aha… Now I ask you the same question… When are you getting married so I can give you hong pau and a nice congratulation?
Friend: Me? Lama lagi bah… We still need to earn money bah… Harga minyak naik sudah, harga barang pun naik sudah…
Me: Register kahwin saja bah… Habis cerita…
Friend: Cik adik oi… Tu mama yang bising-bising nanti if tiada makan-makan wor…
Me: (LOL) Yakan… Tuli o dingar kalau diorang bising-bising…
Friend: So, you bila kahwin?
Me: Me? Can kahwin bah with my bayang-bayang… Anytime….
Friend: Sot kah ko ni? Jawab bagus-bagus bah…
Me: Eeeee… How am I supposed to get married if the groom pun inda ada? I’m not that desperate bah mo kawin… Urus diri sendiri pun susah sekarang, apa lagi kalau tambah 1 urang lagi… Ko lah yang sudah kerja, patut kawin mah… Har har har!
Friend: Pintar lah ko di sana… Kalau lambat kahwin, nanti ko tua sudah pun masih lagi mo belanja…
Me: Inda apa… Yang penting my future children semua balajar… I don’t mind about kerja sampai tua… Even sekarang pun macam status belajar sampai tua juga ni…
Friend: How about sia introduce you to my boss? Masih single and good looking o..
Me: Ewwww… Sorry… I’m not interested… I’ve got a new boyfriend already… His name is Kawai… Just delivered this morning from Pelabuhan wor…
Friend: Cis~ Stick your ass lah sama tu piano ko!
Me: Hahahahahahah…

My Wedding Day ah? Hahahahaha… I’m not ready for such commitment yet. There’s lot of things to be done while I’m still single and available, including spending more quality times with my family right now. In other words, wedding or marriage is a taboo… It’s not that I don’t what to get married (or I hate marriage)… But the thing is I’m not ready for such gigantic commitment. I’m happy with my life right now – Single and nothing to worry about… I can move around freely and without having to restrict myself.

Tapi, the bad thing about me is… I haven’t attend any of my friends’ big day. Habislah if they also balas me the same thing sebab inda datang pigi wedding diorang. Aduinah… Mimang I’m such a bad high school friend kalau begini… Anyway, guys… If you happened to read this… I’m so sorry ahh… I promise kalau ada lagi wedding day yang lain, I will try to make myself free and attend the big day…

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This meme is pretty simple.

Here are the rules:

1.) List down the household chores you hate and why. Do you think you can survive without helpers and nannies?

2.) Copy the image.

3.) Tag as many girlfriends you want, the daddies and hubbies can also join.

4.) Add your blog’s link in the domesticated divas linky love. You can add all your blogs.

5.) Leave ME a comment and I’ll add you up in the masterlist.

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What Happens When Grandma Goes To Court?

No Rest

I’ve just finished with our Marketing group project… Done with printing and binding. It was a long and tiresome week – Most of us didn’t get enough of sleep (poor Laine as she had to curi tulang just to finish her section). I will pass up the assignment this evening and then have to help mum lagi for tomorrow….

Gosh! I really need a break! I haven’t pamper myself with a nice sleep lately… (T_T) We still have 3 more project papers to be completed before end of September. 

Anyway, *as my mind is dwelling with devilish intention* I will be having a 2-days ponteng! Har Har Har! I’ll be off for the Sabah-wide Youth Festival in Dantai, Kota Belud. I need to bring a super-duper sunblock this time… I ain’t going to endure with dark-and-brown skin anymore. Punyalah sengsara sia mau jaga my skin… Har Har Har…

p.s. Mum won’t tolerate me… She still needs me to help her with the cookies.. Apa bulih buat since Aunt Josephine (who’s supposed to do the cookies) punya mother just passed away…

Short Update

Haven’t touch my dearie photoshop since I started my new semester. Accidentally bumped into this photo when I was browsing for some files in my external HD. The photo was taken about 2 years ago (I guess)… I just love the expression, tho… >.<

I’m getting sleepy now… It’s 2 a.m already bah… I still have some more works to do tomorrow. Gotta finish them all before Friday… I just need to finish these things before going for the camp in Dantai, Kota Belud… Har Har Har… Can hardly wait wor! >.<

This Is My Life

Do you have any voicemails on your cellphone? – Yes..
How many times a day do you shower? – 2 to 3 times a day (depending on the weather)
When you wake up what’s the first thing you do? – Drink a glass of water
Do you play video games? – Yes but due to full commitment in studies, I have to restrain myself from touching my PS2, PSP3, PSP & Wii.
What’s the last thing you bought at the store? – 5 colors of nail polish, a ribbon & pads.
How many states have you lived in? – Two…
Are you a high school drop out? – No… I’m a good student back then…
Left handed or right handed? – Right Handed
Look out the window, what do you see? – Nothing… It’s pretty dark outside…
What is to your left? – Bookshelf…
What was the last thing that made you laugh? – When Shinchan sms-ed something which was quite funny…
Who do you think will be a better mom Nicole Richie? Or Christina Aguilera?– I dunno…
Do you read the newspaper? – Rarely
Can you cook? – Yes…
How many pets do you have? – 8 all of them…
Are you close with your parents? – Yes… They are my only friends whom I can depend on all the times.
How many best friends do you have? – Too many (apart from my parents)…
What are you doing tonight? – Trying hard to finish up all my Marketing assignments!
What time is it? – 11:55pm
Can you make a dollar in change right now? – No time to think about this lame thingy at the moment!
Do you read gossip magazines? – Nope…
Do you like to sing or dance in the shower? – I sing whenever I have my shower (only at home jak)
How do you like your eggs? – Boiled
At McDonalds what do you usually order? – Oreo McFlurry, Apple Pie & Big Mac
Are you a friendly person? – So-So
If you could change one thing about your life right now, what would it be? – Nothing… I may not be pretty but I’m proud for who I am. God has made me like this mah~
If you could go back in time, where would you go? – Umm… Battle Creek… Maybe…
Have you ever met a famous person? – Not sure…
Do you look like anyone famous? – I’m not sure… 90% no lah…
Have you ever done drugs? – Nope
Have you ever woke up and didn’t know who the person was sleeping next to you? – Huh?
Do you have a criminal record? – Nope…
What really annoys you? – Ignorance
What are you listening to? – Menjaga Hati by Yovie & Nuno
Do you have a SocialSplash.com account? – Nope
What’s your favorite tv-show? – I don’t watch TV lately…
What’s your favorite color? – Any colors except maroon
Who do you want to become the next president? – Anyone…
Are you down with the clown? – Hmm… Lemme think about it first… Kah Kah Kah!
Do you listen to the radio? – Rarely…
Where you ever voted for prom queen/prom king? – I have never attend any prom events yet
Do you play any instruments? – Yes… Piano
What’s the date today? – 11th August 2008
What are you looking forward to? – To have this Marketing assignment finish by 2 a.m!
When was the last time you were in a swimming pool? – 8 years ago…
When your in the shower, what’s the first thing you wash? – Face lar…
Do you wear makeup? – Yes…
Where is the strangest place you’ve slept? – Under my bed when I was 10 years old…
How many colors have you dyed your hair? – Never cared to count lor…
Do you howl on full moons? – I’m not a ‘wolfie’ yet!
Have you ever been hit on by somebody 10 years older than you? – Not sure lor…

Now, tag some *lucky* people:
1. massy
2. wel
3. lydbytes
4. jollence
5. pammie
6. mamaii
7. marc

Live Today

To live a little, you’ve got to love a whole lot.

Love turns the ordinary into the extraordinary.

Life is a gift we’re given each and every day.

Dream about tomorrow, but live for today.

Don’t wait for tomorrow. Make memories today.

Life is for Living.

p.s. Thanks Rodney… Heheheheh~