Monday, 4 October 2004

My (late) dodu (great-grandma) old Dusun Story (Tangon)

This is my (late) Odu's old story (tangon) which I've recorded earlier from RTM Dusun Radio. Her tangon was recorded somewhere in 1965. I miss her very much!


This is my UGLY voice! The song that I was trying to sing was UTADA HIKARU's First Love... Dui dogo! Bulih hujan lebat ooo...

Sunday, 3 October 2004

Where is God?

There were two boys that were always into trouble and any time somthing went wrong people asumed they did it. Their parents went to a preacher who was successful in straitining out kids he said ok. I'll help you send in the youngest kid tommorow and the older one the next day the young kid went in and the man asked him: Where is god? The boy didn't answer so the man said alittle louder WHERE IS GOD? The kid didn't answer so the man yelled WHERE IS GOD? The kid got really scared so he ran all the way home and locked himself in his closet. His brother heard the door slam so he said: Hey whats wrong let me in! So the younger one let him in and said: Were in big trouble now, God is missing and they think we have him.

Thursday, 30 September 2004

Tips: Halang Email Anda Dari Spammer!

Ini satu cara untuk korang mo halang email korang yang korang letak di webpage korang daripada dicuri oleh robot-robot spammers yang mo kasi banjir email ko dengan email yang inda ada guna-guna. Banyak tu... Sia pun mo paning kepala nampak tu semua. Bikin marah saja...

Bahagian 1: Masukkan ni kod dalam <HEAD> korang.

<script type="text/javascript">
function mailto(domain,user) 
document.location.href = "mailto:" + user + "@" + domain;
}
</script>

Bahagian 2: Masukkan ni kod dalam <BODY> ko. Taruhlah di mana-mana saja, yang penting masih dalam <BODY></BODY>. Jan lupa ubah example.com pigi hotmail.com kah, etc. dan daniel pigi username untuk email ko.

<a href="javascript:mailto('example.com','daniel')">daniel 'at' example.com</a>

Selamat Berjaya Kie!

Wednesday, 29 September 2004

Duh!


I hate this when my web browser crashes again! It has been few times and all I have to is to download a new browser (again) and install it. Damn! Bikin marah butul! Now, I'm currently downloading Maxthon 1.1.035. Fuh! Nasib baik the connection speed is fast, even though it's a dial-up. 

By the way, I have my web with new layout and some minor changes. Not much... Just *a pinch of salt* Cewah! The theme ahh? Black lor! LOL... The banner up there dibikin by me using Photoshop. The girl up there is me... 

How to make a dotted/dashed table? Here's the code for you to get a dotted/dashed table...  Just put this code style="border-style:dashed" bordercolor="white" into your desired table HTML. You can change the dashed into dotted, etc. as long as the code can be recognized by the system lah.

Example:
<td width="179" height="12" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#333333" style="border-style:dashed" bordercolor="white">
:: I've made one! ::


I've got to end now, my new browser is ready to be installed by me! Ta Ta! Meet me in Sumandak.Com then! 

Tuesday, 28 September 2004

Tips & Tricks

Wanna have your own cursor on your website? But the code will only work with Internet Explorer 6.0 and above. 

Steps to follow:

Upload the desired cursor into your web, your cursor must end with a .cur or .ani file extension.

Copy this code and paste it into your style type="text/css" which can be found in your HEAD. Do not paste it into your BODY:

body, a 
{cursor: url(http://www.url.com/cursor.cur);}

Replace youraddress.com/cursor.cur with the url of your cursor.

Good luck then!

Thursday, 9 September 2004

Always look on the bright side of life!


Some things in life are bad 
They can really make you mad 
Other things just make you swear 
and curse 
When you're chewing on 
life's gristle 
Don't grumble, give a whistle 
And this'll help things turn out for the best... 
And... 

...always lood on the bright side 
of life... 
(Whistle) 

Always look on the light side 
of life... 
(Whistle) 

If life seems jolly rotten 
There's something you've forgotten 
And that's to laugh and smile and 
dance and sing 
When you're feeling in the dumps 
Don't be silly chumps 
Just purse your lips and whistle 
- that's the thing. 
And...always look on the bright 
side of life... 
(Whistle) 

Come on. 

Always look on the bright side 
of life... 
(Whistle) 

For life is quite absurd 
And death's the final word 
You must always face the curtain 
with a bow 
Forget about your sin - give the 
audience a grin 
Enjoy it - it's your last chance 
anyhow. 
So always look on the bright side 
of death 
Just before you draw your 
terminal breath 
Life's a piece of sh|t 
When you look at it 
Life's a laugh and death's a joke 
it's true 
You'll see it's all a show 
Keep 'em laughing as you go 
Just remember that the last laugh 
is on you 
And always look on the bright side 
of life... 
(Whistle) 

Always look on the right side 
of life... 
(Whistle) 

Come on guys, cheer up. 

Always look on the bright side 
of life... 

Always look on the bright side 
of life... 

Worse things happen at sea you know. 

Always look on the bright side 
of life... 

I mean - what have you got to lose? 
You know, you come from nothing 
- you're going back to nothing. 
What have you lost? Nothing. 

Always look on the right side 
of life...

Monday, 6 September 2004

FYI.. All About Girl!

This is a good information for guys who don't understand about GIRL... Don't pretend to be the one who knows EVERYTHING about GIRL! hehehehehe....

01. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart. 

02. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her a tight hug no matter how she struggles away, no matter whether she's crying or not. Just a tight hug, she can't escape from.

03. Never tell the girl who you REALLY like about your "crush" on another girl just to get her jealous, it will only give her the impression that your not interested and its pissing at that.

04. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship's over.) but honestly, she cant find anything to like about the guy too.(which is why she will only notice it when he's gone)

05. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind, even though she flirts with other guys. 

06. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt. well, actually, her face will burn.

07. If you really like a girl, dont tell her. she will know. but be sure to make the first move when u get the signal.

08. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually is not sure how to react to them.

09. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?

10. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

11. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her. you have to talk to her. or she'll hate you i bet. 

12. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).

13. Never tell a girl that she is useless in any way.

14. Girls might sound uninterested when you ask her to be your girlfriend, it's their way of playing hard to get, she doesn't want to seem too available.So don't give up.

15. Being too serious can turn a girl off. 
16. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.

17. A smile means a lot to a girl.

18. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.

19. If a girl says she can't go out with you, leave.

20. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

21. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

22. Hearing the words "I love you" is security in knowing the girl has ur heart.

23. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.

24. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl,read romance stories.

25. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

26. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.

27. Girls love having fun!

28. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

29. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.

30. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.

31. Most girls would wait for the guys to make the first 'move', so guys, DON'T hold back.

32. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.

33. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.

34. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved

35. never ignore her. or scold her

36. Girls blame the guys when she knows other girls had a crush on him.

37. But Girls think they are right when Guys actually has a crush on herself.