There were two boys that were always into trouble and any time somthing went wrong people asumed they did it. Their parents went to a preacher who was successful in straitining out kids he said ok. I'll help you send in the youngest kid tommorow and the older one the next day the young kid went in and the man asked him: Where is god? The boy didn't answer so the man said alittle louder WHERE IS GOD? The kid didn't answer so the man yelled WHERE IS GOD? The kid got really scared so he ran all the way home and locked himself in his closet. His brother heard the door slam so he said: Hey whats wrong let me in! So the younger one let him in and said: Were in big trouble now, God is missing and they think we have him.
Sunday, 3 October 2004
Thursday, 30 September 2004
Tips: Halang Email Anda Dari Spammer!
Ini satu cara untuk korang mo halang email korang yang korang letak di webpage korang daripada dicuri oleh robot-robot spammers yang mo kasi banjir email ko dengan email yang inda ada guna-guna. Banyak tu... Sia pun mo paning kepala nampak tu semua. Bikin marah saja...
Bahagian 1: Masukkan ni kod dalam <HEAD> korang.
<script type="text/javascript">
function mailto(domain,user)
{
document.location.href = "mailto:" + user + "@" + domain;
}
</script>
Bahagian 2: Masukkan ni kod dalam <BODY> ko. Taruhlah di mana-mana saja, yang penting masih dalam <BODY></BODY>. Jan lupa ubah example.com pigi hotmail.com kah, etc. dan daniel pigi username untuk email ko.
<a href="javascript:mailto('example.com','daniel')">daniel 'at' example.com</a>
Selamat Berjaya Kie!
Wednesday, 29 September 2004
Duh!
I hate this when my web browser crashes again! It has been few times and all I have to is to download a new browser (again) and install it. Damn! Bikin marah butul! Now, I'm currently downloading Maxthon 1.1.035. Fuh! Nasib baik the connection speed is fast, even though it's a dial-up.
By the way, I have my web with new layout and some minor changes. Not much... Just *a pinch of salt* Cewah! The theme ahh? Black lor! LOL... The banner up there dibikin by me using Photoshop. The girl up there is me...
How to make a dotted/dashed table? Here's the code for you to get a dotted/dashed table... Just put this code style="border-style:dashed" bordercolor="white" into your desired table HTML. You can change the dashed into dotted, etc. as long as the code can be recognized by the system lah.
Example:
<td width="179" height="12" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#333333" style="border-style:dashed" bordercolor="white">
:: I've made one! ::
I've got to end now, my new browser is ready to be installed by me! Ta Ta! Meet me in Sumandak.Com then!
Tuesday, 28 September 2004
Tips & Tricks
Wanna have your own cursor on your website? But the code will only work with Internet Explorer 6.0 and above.
Steps to follow:
Upload the desired cursor into your web, your cursor must end with a .cur or .ani file extension.
Copy this code and paste it into your style type="text/css" which can be found in your HEAD. Do not paste it into your BODY:
body, a
{cursor: url(http://www.url.com/cursor.cur);}
Replace youraddress.com/cursor.cur with the url of your cursor.
Good luck then!
Thursday, 9 September 2004
Always look on the bright side of life!
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear
and curse
When you're chewing on
life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
...always lood on the bright side
of life...
(Whistle)
Always look on the light side
of life...
(Whistle)
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and
dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle
- that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright
side of life...
(Whistle)
Come on.
Always look on the bright side
of life...
(Whistle)
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain
with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the
audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance
anyhow.
So always look on the bright side
of death
Just before you draw your
terminal breath
Life's a piece of sh|t
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke
it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh
is on you
And always look on the bright side
of life...
(Whistle)
Always look on the right side
of life...
(Whistle)
Come on guys, cheer up.
Always look on the bright side
of life...
Always look on the bright side
of life...
Worse things happen at sea you know.
Always look on the bright side
of life...
I mean - what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
- you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing.
Always look on the right side
of life...
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