Gee Baby

SNSD has their new song out now! Pardon me for my enthusiasm in Korean, Japanese, and Taiwanese music. I didn’t mean to disparage my own country’s or my own culture’s music. The thing is other countries know how to promote their PEOPLE. I mean PRETTY PEOPLE WITH BODY SHAPE even though they may look like SKINNY or in a more ‘dispraising’ term – RUDAI… Sorrylah if I’m getting more two-fisted these days… Pek! I don’t want to be deracinated from my hometown ah… I still love my hometown but sometimes I do agree that our own people have lots to improve… Macam tu Dr. Syed Wafa bilang, “The problem with our people is they always ask their friends to accompany them to the toilet.” I do agree with his statement, anyway. Heheheheh~ Blame him lah if you feel like going deranged. Kikikikikikiki~

Abuzz

My life is currently abuzzing with assignments and KENTE. Ini baru before kerja… What if sia sudah dapat kerja? Maybe get myself wired pun cannot sudah. Sorry for those who have been sending me message through SMS, YM, and FB, and FS… Sorry for my ignorantia. My life has been rushed off one’s feet lately. Will update in a few days… Tinguk keadaan… Withing this week lah… Hopefully! Tata! I’m off to bed now… How lovely to have 18 hours of sleep in a day!

Mōnandæg**! Here I come!

**It means Monday… Well.. It’s an Old old old old English punya bah tu… Day of the moon!!! Muahahaha! Hard to believe? Probe lah bah… Hehehehhe~

Backstabber

Backstabber – Kesha

Backstabber (repeat 3x)

Bored, stoned, sitting in your basement
All alone, cause your little conversations
Got around, now look at what we all found out
(look at what we, look at what we all found out)

You have got a set of loose lips, twisting stories
All because you’re jealous
Now I know exactly what you’re all about
And this is what you’re all about

Girl, your such a backstabber,
Oh girl, you’re such a shit talker
And everybody knows it (everybody knows it)
Girl, your such a backstabber
Run your mouth more than everyone I’ve ever known
And everybody knows it (everybody knows it)

I’m sick and tired of hearing all about my life
From other b-tches with all of your lies
Wrapped up so tight
So maybe you should shut your mouth
(Shut your mouth, shut you f–king mouth)

Honestly, I think its kinda funny that
You waste your breath talking about me
Got me feeling kinda special

Girl, your such a backstabber,
Oh girl, you’re such a shit talker
And everybody knows it (everybody knows it)
Girl, your such a backstabber
Run your mouth more than anyone I’ve ever known
And everybody knows it (everybody knows it)

Katie’s just there repping my style,
D-mn, Jeanie why you gotta tell the secrets about my s-x life?
All I ever did was drive your broke -ss around,
Pick you up, take you out, when your car broke down

Backstabber (3x)

Girl, your such a backstabber,
Oh girl, you’re such a shit talker
And everybody knows it (everybody knows it)
Girl, your such a backstabber
Run your mouth more than everyone I’ve ever known
And everybody knows it (everybody knows it)

p.s. She sure has been in such situation before… Painful! It’s more painful than betrayal!

The Snot Tutorial

Looks like most of you are looking forward to try picking your nose and taste the *mucus*, right? Hey, I’m kidding! Anyway, today’s post will be on how to pick your nose and well… eat it… Maybe some of you would like to tell si DOKTOR tu very disgusting! Hahahahaha~ Makan tahi hidung amat-amat membawa kesihatan kepada tubuh badan anda! Read my previous post… I mean the extracted newspaper. Ewwwwww….

Sabah Hari Ini: Selipar “Minta Cuti” (MC)

BLOG SIA HARI INI: Harga selipar kini menjunam dan melonjak dan melompat naik berikutan dengan satu kejadian dan keluaran di mana salah seorang daripada MC KENTE digossipkan memakai SELIPAR semasa berada di atas Pen-Tas pada 7 Februari yang lalu. Apabila beliau diminta mengulas tentang gossip tersebut, dengan simple dan machonya beliau menjawab si wartawan (sia lah bah tu), “Ko mau makan selipar? Sia kasi makan ko selipar yang putus suda. Wohohhohoo!” Sejurus selepas mendengar komen daripada MC hensem dan macho ini, para MC yang lain terus menukar avatar Yahoo Messenger (YM) mereka kepada avatar Selipar (Baru tadi diorang tukar sudah). Mereka dijangkakan akan mula memakai selipar  esok. Para pemakai selipar juga dinasihatkan agar meletakkan kindadu pada selipar mereka apabila tidak dipakai dan digunakan oleh kaki kerana diwar-warkan ada pencuri selipar yang sedang merayau-rayau mencari selipar yang belum putus untuk direcycle kembali.