DJ Live @ Sabahan.FM

DJ Iter informed me just now that there will be a task to be accomplished this evening (uiks! Macam mission impossible saja) at KDCA. If you’re quite interested to know what is it, then all you have to do is log into Sabahan.FMofficial website at http://www.sabahan.net or just click this link –http://sabahan.FM/listen.pls. DJ Iter, DJ Jason & DJ Sumandak will try to get our voices (sarut-sarut kunun) on air starting from 7PM this evening. We’ll bring you Semi-Final State’s Level Sugandoi 2009 live only at Sabahan.FM! Syok bah didangar! Kiut~

Broken Malay Sent To My FB Inbox

I was checking my FB messages which I’ve been ignoring it for a few days now. I just can’t stop giggling reading this so-called direct translated message from a guy – Of course he’s not from our country. It sounds like this…

hai apa khabar dan cantik untuk jumpa lagi anda melihat telaga yang bagus kini hari-hari iam bahasa saudara pengajian Melayu boleh saya menjadi kawan anda ulang tayang saya dan menghantarku permintaan kawan

Gosh! I cannot even understand a SINGLE of it! Can anyone translate it back into English? (O_o) Guys, if you’re trying to send me another broken Malay message, you won’t get any reply from me then… Serious! I do appreciate the effort but puh-leeze lah… No direct translation using google translator or whatsoever you called it…

SUMANDAK BILANG: Well = Telaga, Study = Pengajian, Again = Ulang, Show = Tayang… Gosh! XD

DJ-ing @ Sabahan.FM

I’m currently DJ-ing for Sabahan.FM… It’s a new online radio aims at promoting local Sabahans’ music… Baru 1 bulan bah tu. So, we have DJ AbgLang, DJ Langau, DJ Kinabalu, DJ Ayu Retro, DJ Iter, DJ Jason and me as DJ Sumandak… The only DJ who has suara putus-putus due to low quality punya mic and I don’t have ideas how to configure the mic setting sudah. AbgLang sudah beli new mic, so… I’m going to get one soon (after having my date… XD)…

Currently taking midnight slot for listeners yang di luar Sabah… Ya, we have those who are living in Netherlands, Switzerland, Thailand, U.S, Japan, etc. Diorang dingar wor… Siap ada yang merequest lagu tamil. Anyway, we are hoping tu support korang… We need your support to make sure our entertainment industry won’t get fade away…

Do tune into Sabahan.FM Syok Bah Di Dangar… Layannnn…
Click Here – http://sabahan.FM/listen.pls

Copyright Infringement

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Younha – Luv U, Luv U, Luv U

Lady Gaga – Just Dance

Got similarity kah especially the early part? Hahahaha~ It may sound like sikit-sikit lah macam Lady Gaga’s but I don’t think it’s a copyright infringement… Heheheheh~ Younha’s company claims that bar 1, 2 & 3 do not copy bulat-bulat from Lady Gaga’s Just Dance. What do you think?

Lagu Karabau & Kambing

ENJOY! Hahahahahahaha~

My Version of Comptine D’un Autre été Midi (Amelie OST)

Wondering sia main piano atau inda? Or cakap sia ni kuat tambirang? Well… I accept that as a challenge… I’m not as good as the others but at least I know apa itu music and know how to read the notes…. Cewah! Sot punya ayat… Anyway, for those who are keen at dingar lagu-lagu buruk yang sia bulih main, you can always access it here (tuuu nah di bawah sikit). Don’t ask me why sia kasi pindah itu lagu-lagu pigi blogspot. I figure out yang ini wordpress tidak dapat support scripts yang diorang inda recognize… Hahahahah!

Bah… Click Here… Pisit sini… Takan Sini.. Jangan ko ramas-ramas sajalah… Hahahaha!

This is a piece by Yann Tiersen which took me about 3 weeks to get myself familiarized with the song as my jari-jermari sudah karas and or course pasal injured last time dan tidak berapa bulih dipakai kalau main piano. I know there’s a lot lagi mo improve… Recorded using my SE W910i… Running my fingers on my mini grand piano at home… Ahahhahah! Oppps! Sorry for the picah-picah punya bunyi… Wahahahaha! Using hp bah ni… Last minute preparation sebab my *darling* suruh sia main satu lagu untuk dia… Darling? Sepakah itu? Relaxlah bah… I can always panggil ‘Darling’ to my kawan perempuan juga, butul atau tidak? Don’t complain for the galap-galap… Mimang kasi galap sebab tidak mau urang tinguk… Wahahahah! Korang tinguk sajalah itu bookshelf! Hahahahaha~ Don’t make request kio sebab nanti sigu piano sia marah nanti… *Sigu Piano*?????? XD Testing 1, 2, 3 bah ni… Hahahhah~

2 Weeks… No Rest…

KENTE sudah habis… Ya… I thought I can relax lah kunun… Tau-tau I still have some assignments to be done plus some *tasks* which I need to get them into my OUT box before end of this month. I will be sitting for my final exam on early May. Frankly speaking, I haven’t study any of the chapters yet… Ummm… Since early this semester. I allow you to say that I’m out of my mind, insane, etc. Wahahahaha! Anyway, yang penting dan important is to get all these things done! No last minutes punya because I hate it… Kerja rumah jan last minutes tapi kalau balajar bulih last minute de… Hahahaha! WARNING: Please don’t do this at home… Cewah!

Inda lama lagi bulan lima! Yeah yeah! I wonder what this year punya bulan 5 have for me… Hiking? Chicks? Chucking my life all in? I don’t know… It really hard to predict…

SUMANDAK BILANG: For those who have been very generous and nice with their MU… I’m still with my LIVERPOOL! Paduli korang punya MU… I don’t care… YNWA! YNWA!

KENTE’s Photo Updates…

Photo Blog updated! I’ve also uploaded all the pics in my Facebook, Flickr, andPicasa. Hahahaahah~ Congratulations to all the winners – Carrey, Feraddy & Alfred! Semua mimang hebat-hebat and I even rambang mata turus di mana mau focus sebab terlampau ternganga tinguk all the performances. Sia and Pirut siap pandai gatal tangan makan kuih popiah lagi sebab terlalu lapar… Hahahhaha~ On behalf of KE and KENTE (si Kadus yang ajar dis), we (ngam kaini?) would like to express our utmost gratitude to all the sponsors who have been very generous and supportive as well as to the local artists. Not forgetting to all KE members, supporters, the public, contestants, musicians, …Umm… Every single of you who have been very supportive and supportive and supportive… Hehehhe~ Thank you and thank you and thank you… Yang tidak berjaya tu, it doesn’t mean yang you all tidak berbakat… You all gave all out punya performance!! Me ternganga tinguk si Deffny menari sebab she was so daring and of course I like yang active di atas pentas sebab syok mo tinguk tu pergerakan. Heheheh~ Yang lain punya smart bah and masing-masing banyak kelebihan… Cuma, itu nasib tidak menyebelahi (ngam kaitu ayat sia?). Btw, JUMPA LAGI DI KENTE SEASON 2!

SUMANDAK BILANG: Dingar-dingar ada kelainan lagi wor… Jangan lupa beli New Sabah Times newspaper nanti… Heheheheh~

Car Brand Slogans To Be Used In Your Life

Mercedes-Benz car brand
Unlike any other
Mercedes-Benz. The Future of the Automobile
Engineered to move the human spirit

Honda Cars
The Power of Dreams
It must be love
Honda. First man, then machine
Technology you can enjoy

Acura cars (the Honda Motor’s brand)
The True Definition of Luxury. Yours.
Acura. Precision Crafted Performance

FIAT Cars
Driven by passion. FIAT.

Alfa Romeo car brand
Alfa Romeo. Beauty is not enough
Power for your control

Volvo Cars
Volvo. For life

Subaru Cars
Subaru. Think. Feel. Drive.
Driven By What’s Inside
When You Get It, You Get It
The Beauty of All-Wheel Drive

Ford Vehicles
Ford. Feel the difference.
Ford. Bold moves. (USA)
Built for life in Canada. (Canada)
Built for the road ahead.
Ford. Designed for living. Engineered to last.
Have you driven a Ford lately?

BMW automobiles
BMW. The Ultimate Driving Machine.
BMW. Sheer Driving Pleasure.
The Ultimate Driving Experience.

Jaguar cars
Born to perform.
Unleash a Jaguar.
Don’t dream it. Drive it!
Jaguar. The art of performance.
Grace…. space… pace.

Audi automobiles
Keeping ahead through technology.
Everyone dreams of an Audi.

Volkswagen, the German car brand
Volkswagen. Drivers wanted. (US marketing campaign)
For the love of the car.
Relieves gas pains.
Surprisingly ordinary prices (UK campaign for VW Passat, Golf, Polo)

Peugeot, the French automobiles
Peugeot. Live the pleasure.
The drive of your life.
The lion goes from strength to strength.

Jeep cars
Jeep. There’s Only One.

Toyota car brand
Today Tomorrow Toyota. (Europe)
Toyota. Moving Forward.
The best built cars in the world.
Get the Feeling. Toyota.
Drive Your Dreams.
The car in front is a Toyota.
I love what you do for me – Toyota!
Your new experience of motoring.

Pontiac Vehicles
We are driving excitement.

Rover car brand
Rover. A Class Of Its Own.

Land Rover vehicles
Land Rover. Go beyond.

Chevrolet Cars
Chevrolet. An American Revolution
See the USA in your Chevrolet
The Heartbeat of America
The road isn’t built that can make it breathe hard!
Eye it – try it – buy it!

Hyundai Motor’s cars
Hyundai. Drive your way
Always There for You
Driving is believing
Prepare to want one

Nissan Motor’s cars
Shift
Shift expectations.
You can with a Nissan.
Just wait you drive it.

Chrysler car brand
Drive & Love
Chrysler. Drive = Love
Chrysler. Inspiration comes standard

Kia Motors brand
Kia. The Power to Surprise
Make every mile count (USA campaign)
The Car that Cares

Lexus cars (a Division of Toyota Motor)
The Passionate Pursuit of Perfection
The Relentless Pursuit of Perfection

Porsche automobiles
Porsche, There is No Substitute

Skoda Auto
Skoda. Simply Clever
It’s a Skoda. Honest.

Oldsmobile car brand
Start Something.
This is not your father’s Oldsmobile.

Cadillac brand
Cadillac. Break Through.
Creating a Higher Standard.
Standard of the World.
The Penalty of Leadership.

Dodge car brand
Dodge. Grab Life by the Horns.
Dodge. Different.

Buick car brand
Dream Up.
Buick. It’s All Good.
Isn’t it time for a real car?
Buick. The spirit of American style.

Mercury cars (Ford’s brand)
New Doors Opened.
Imagine Yourself in a Mercury now.

SAAB, Swedish car brand
Welcome to the State of Independence (USA campaign)
Saab. Move your mind (European campaign)
Find Your Own Road.

Smart car – a brand of DaimlerChrysler
Smart. Open your mind.

Lincoln car brand
Lincoln. Travel Well.
What a Luxury Car Should Be.

Hummer brand
Hummer. Like Nothing Else.

Holden cars, Australia
Holden go.

Seat, Spanish car brand
Seat. Auto emocion.

Saturn automobiles
Saturn. Like always. Like never before.

Citroen, french car brand
Just imagine what Citroen can do for you.

Red High Heels

Red High Heels – Kellie Pickler

Baby I’ve got plans tonight
You don’t know nothin’ about
I’ve been sitting around way too long
Trying to figure you out
But you say that you’ll call and you don’t
And I’m spinning my wheels
So I’m going out tonight
In my red high heels

I’m gonna call up that old boyfriend
Who says he has it bad for me
I’m gonna take him into town
Flaunt him around for everyone to see
Well you said so yourself
You know the deal
Nobody holds a candle to me
In my red high heels

But you can watch me walk if you want to, won’t to
I’ll bet you want me back now don’t you, don’t you
I’m about to show you just how missin’ me feels
In my red high heels

All those games you tried to play
Well they ain`t gonna work on me now
I put up a barbed wire fence
around my heart
Baby just to keep you out
Well you thought I’d wait around forever
But baby get real
I just kicked you to the curb
In my red high heels

Sampai Hari Ini Sia Indatau Nama Ko

Hinonggo – Infinatez
Lirik: Reuben Raymond a.k.a Fingerstylo

Pinirubaan di kumoinsan
Kakal poh pisorou-sorouku
Gisom baino au ku oilaan ngaran nu

Umbalanku daa do mogihum
Hinonggo ko nodi do baino
Langadon suang ginawo kumaa dika

Alansan oku daa korongou koti sindingku
Alansanku nogi kopiruba kito baino

Poingkuro noh maa
Mogihum dika
Turosnu nopo id nipiku
Koilo ko nangku
Langadku dika
Au nodi tumagak
Kakal id suang pomusarahanku

Ini sia yang translate guna bahasa sia sendiri… Bah, kada kotogod kio Fingerstylo… Muahahahah~

Di Mana – Infinatez
Lirik: Reuben Raymond a.k.a Fingerstylo

Pertemuan pertama
Masih lagi dalam ingatanku
Hingga kini aku masih tidak tahu namamu

Ku cuba untuk mencari
Di manakah kau kini
Dalam lubuk hati ini aku amat merinduimu

Ku berharap kau mendengar laguku ini
Ku ingin bertemu denganmu

Bagaimana harus aku
Mencari dirimu
Wajahmu *terbayang* dalam mimpiku
Tahukah kau
Rinduku padamu
Tidak dapat hilang
Sentiasa berada dalam ingatanku

p.s. Muahahahah~ Thanks for sending me this song! Love it… You know apa yang sia suka mo dingar… Muahahahah! Macam biasa, sia ni peluki and that’s why sia cari saja di youtube manatau ada kena taruh tu nyanyi A cappella saja… Muahahahah~ Anyway, thanks again, pal! Guys, dingar-dingar lah ini lagu di Sabah VFM… Syok gia… Hmmm… Ada sudah idea sia mo buat research sia next year… Muahahaha! Jangan korang marah sia translate tu lirik sebab sia sekarang inda ada kerja so buang masa dengan mentranslate… 5 minit saja bah tu… Hehehe… Padahal… Tu kerja assignments berlambak sudah beratur mo tunggu sia kasi siap… ararararararar~

Photoblog: Jo-Anna Sue Henley-Rampas

My Photoblog sudah kena update! Sorry for the late update… I’ve been busy for the past few weeks – Assignments, Graphics, Photos, Piano, etc… Hehehehehe~ Coupling with some of the works which need to be done before next KENTE’s meeting. Anyway, don’t forget to watch Jo-Anne’s performance as one of the Bintang RTM contestants di TV  jam 8:30 malam kali tu…  Janganlah tanya sia sebab sia mo 3 bulan sudah inda tinguk TV ni gara-gara assignment. Undio noh Jo-Anne or Anna (I wonder why they use Anna sebab dari dulu lagi kena panggil as Jo-Anne saja). Maybe it’s some kind of SMS code saja bah tu set by the committees of Bintang RTM. Taip saja BRTM ANNA and send to 32776. For more information, click here. Malas sia mo taip panjang-panjang sebab nanti gerenti macam sia taip assignment lagi… For those who have been messaging me selama ini mimang tau tu my style of writing… Macam taip assignment kunun… Aha! Itu ada satu kawan yang cakap gitu sama sia… Begini dia bilang, “Punyalah panjang berjela-jela ko taip… Macam buat assignment saja ooo… Lawak oh ko…” Aha… Yalah tu… So, sia inda mo taip panjang-panjang lagi di sini sebab nanti kena cop lagi as ‘macam buat assignment’… Hahahahah~ Enjoy the pics and please do not remove the watermark kio. Sia tau korang minat tu sumandak olundus di sini tapi janlah jadi macam tu satu website… Curi-curi saja hasil kerja urang then dia buka watermark and tampal watermark dia. Bikin malu wor~ So unprofessional! Dia ingat urang Sabah inda pandai hantam balik… We Sabahans bukan urang yang pea-brained arrrrhhhh… Hahahahahahaha~ Anyway, have a nice day! (^_^)V Relax lah… Jangan sirius tu muka… Kasi senyum siiiikit gia… Aha! Barulah lawa tu muka… Cewah!

SUMANDAK BILANG: Nah kan… Hampir-hampir jadi assignment sudah sia taip…

Cerita Si Manuk om Karabau

Moral of the story: Jangan makan talur ayam dan minum susu lembu (karabau kaitu)… Nanti ada yang mengomplen…

Tips April’s Fools

Ini adalah beberapa tips berguna untuk kasi main-main urang… Ya, untuk urang yang suka butul mo kasi kena urang time-time sekarang ni…

Pandai-pandailah modified… Hahahhhaa~ Tapi sia inda bertanggungjawab kalau kena 7cm x 3cm ahh…

SUMANDAK BILANG: Back to Basic bah… Heheheheh~

Truly Darth Vader

I was searching out for Darth Vader Theme piano sheet music over the Internet just now when I stumbled over this youtube. She sure spreads the dark aura… Muahahahaha! Ini barulah Darth Vader! Dunno why I’m in the mood of playing the piano… I’m so malas mo buat assginment sekarang! Muahahahaha~ Sudah siap pun bah assignment. Muahahahah~ Why not buang karan main piano.

SUMANDAK BILANG: Injured my fingers in 2004 dan kesan dia sampai sekarang… Mau 6 bulan couldn’t even run over the piano keys… Kena kasi buang kaca from my middle fingers on my left hand… Bagas dia masih ketara bah sampai sekarang. At least sekarang sia masih bulih main piano… Paling teruk bila I had to ask my friends to help me type itu group assignments sebab susah sia mo menaip gara-gara jari yang injured. Salah sendiri juga bah… Sendiri cari nahas… Muahahhaha~

What Should I Do

어떡하죠 – 지선

geu daen nuh mu dang yeon han du
oonuel nae gae ah bu ull muyt nae yo

nan geu jeo jal jin nae da het jo
geu daen jeong mal nal nuhmoo moryujo

geu dae upshido nae ga genchan nuell gut gat na you
geu dae nun na up shi genchanayo

dang shin up neun sa sange nuh mu do himdull uhseo soom shi neun na ull onemanghetjo

uhtuk ha jo ah jik do nan geudae han madie busuh ji nun haru ull sal a yo
geu dae nae gae malhae ba yo
elawnungae na puninji gedaedo nacheorum
haru ga ah puh go
toh a pun ji malhae ba yo
geu dae wa nan

eemi nomo nutonnayo oori dashi giwhenun uptnayo
nan ah jik geudell saeng gak hae yo
geu daen a ma aljido moulljo ha
kullkook elungayo elukhae gutingayo
geudae nun eedaero genchanayo
nan ahdwell gut gateundae
gateun sarangeun juk uh do nae gaen uputsultendae

uhtuk ha jo nae ma eumeun geudae nanee myen
nu gu do ahn a jul su upsul tendae
jabal naul jabahjoyo aljanayo
na ran saram ahmulle aesuhdo
geudae ull ji wool suga updangull
jaebal naull jabajoyo

uhtuk ha jo ah jik do nan geudae han madie busuh ji nun haru ull sal a yo
geu dae nae gae malhae ba yo
elawnungae na puninji gedaedo nacheorum
haru ga ah puh go
toh a pun ji malhae ba yo
geu dae wa nan

eemi nomo nutonnayo oori dashi giwhenun uptnayo
nah ah jik geudel sanggakhaeyo
geu daen ahma aljidomoulljo ha

What Should I Do? – Jisun (OST Boys Over Flowers)

You ask me how my day was as if it is same everyday
I say I’m okay but you really don’t know how I feel
Do you think Ill be okay without you?
Are you okay without me?
The world without you is so hard that I blame myself for still breathing

What should I do?
Even now, I live each painful days because of your words
Tell me if this is a bad thing to do
Are you living each day painfully like I am?
You and me

Are we too late?
Do we not have a chance?
I still think about you and you might know this
Finally is it this?
Are we going to end like this?
Is it okay with you?
I don’t think I can do it.
The love I find with you, I wont find it anywhere even if I die

What should I do?
If it isn’t you no one else can hold my heart
Please hold me.
And you know that even though the whole world tries to
No one can erase your memories.
So please hold me

What should I do?
Even now, I live each painful days because of your words
Tell me if this is a bad thing to do
Are you living each day painfully like I am?
You and me

Is it too late?
Do we not have a chance?
But me,
I still think about you,
and you might not know.

SUMANDAK BILANG: I’m a big fan of this ‘Hana Yori Dango’ or Boys Over Flowers. Inilah gara-gara baca komik dia yang in Chinese long time ago… Started this when I was in primary  school sampai tiap-tiap kali jumpa my Chinese friends, memang duluan tu komik siorang baca tapuk-tapuk. Last time di Kemayan Likas (now itu Giant) ada tu kena jual buku komik cina… Habis semua sia sudah beli sampai sanggup ikat perut untuk beli saja… Muahahahaha~ I don’t know how sia terjumpa this Hana Yori Dango… Kalau tidak silap sia when I bought an anime magazine in Chinese tu di sana Inanam. I wonder if I still have the ‘ability’ to read Chinese lagi sebab lama sudah sia tidak pigi kurik-kurik sana rak buku sia yang penuh with novels and comic books. Even my mum bilang sampah sia semua itu buku-buku. Apa bulih buatlah if dari kecil lagi sudah kena kasi biasa baca buku… Baguslah kalau buku BM kana bagi, ini buku cerita Chinese yang kena kasi lepas tu English lagi… Sia jumpa buku BM pun when I *accidentally* kena suruh bertugas di library untuk mengemas with a friend… I guess si Rachell or Melva kali tu. Nah! Start sudah sia mo cerita dulu-dulu… How I miss them all… If bukan diorang, I would never know how to do knitting, main gatah, main pasir, main lumpur, main batu, etc. I owe them debts! Muahahah~ Anyway, balik sama Hana Yori Dango… I’m currently addicted with Korean version punya… Japanese and Taiwanese sudah sia tinguk… I totally dislike yang Meteor Garden 2… So boring! Japanese punya masih ok lagi. Hahahah~ I wonder if ada lagi pula Indonesian version sebab biasanya diorang akan buat tu… Macam juga cerita 1 Litre of Tears… Diorang kasi jadi Buku Harian Nayla… Banjir 1 mangkuk nasi manangis wor because it’s actually based on true story. Me? Emo? Aiyah, tinguk lu bah tu drama baru korang bulih cakap… It’s not a love story or romance or comedy… It’s all about life… Orang yang sakit tenat mati-mati mau hidup, kita pula yang bagus-bagus ada badan yang sihat pula, ada yang macam mau bunuh diri… I come up with a conclusion after tinguk ini drama – LIVE TO THE FULLEST! NEVER GIVE IN A LIFE THOUGH THERE’S NO HOPE!” Eh? Apa bah sia cakap ni? Muahahaha~ Anyway, sia mo tidur… Mata sia masih lagi sakit… Terlampau tinguk PC laini… Huhuhuhuhu~

How Would You Respond When…

You’re not feeling very well or sick…

Then your friend bilang…

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

SUMANDAK BILANG: I’ve just ran a test on a friend. Sepa lagi kalau bukan si KaDus and the response was overwhelming! Dia bilang, “Terlampau juga?”… HAHAHHAHAHA! Jangan lupa try this to your friends… Jangan sama GF or BF, mimang turus kena marah hidup-hidup! *Sia sudah bagi amaran awal-awal ahh…* Sia baca ni dari satu buku psychology… If I want to know about itu Consumer punya behaviour, then I must learn how to psycho urang lain… Hahahahah~

Strictly for Singaporeans only!

My bro has recently asked me to help with his research which is targeted at Singaporeans only.

Click on this link to help him with his research

Thank You.

I have posted a questionnaire-’The Perception & Consumer Behavior Among Singaporean Tourists Towards Homestay In Sabah, Malaysia.’ on web. Please help me to fill the questionnairehttp://www.my3q.com/home2/272/sumandak/68130.phtml before the deadline(Apr-22-2009).
Thank you.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

I was having dinner at 1 Borneo with my girls just now (bukan anak sia tapi kajen sia) after we did our shopping. Biasalah bah tu kalau sudah jadi perempuan namanya. Kikikiki~ Sia terlupa sudah tu Liverpool vs. Manchester United sampailah when I overheard the conversations of these waiters pasal MU & Liverpool while they were taking our orders. Siap si kawan dalam tu dapur bilang bilang, “Aiyah, pa macam ko punya MU ooo… Ayam mati wor… 2-1!” Hahahahahah! I still remember how these M.U. Freaks cakap…

MU Freak #1 – Ko tinguklah Liverpool jadi ayam mati di Old Trafford! *Then he proudly sang that so-called M.U.’s song… Padih telinga sia mendengar. Macam sia mo jahit tu mulut dia…*

MU Freak #2 – *via YM* Ko suka Liverpool yang ayam mati? Kalah tu nanti di Old Trafford! M.U. tidak pernah kalah di Old Trafford! (Itu bukan ayam mati ahh… THEY ARE HUMANS!!!!)

MU Freak #3 – He sang that M.U. song again… *sia lupa sudah tu lirik lagu dia…*

MU Freak #4 – *via YM* Kita betting lah… Kalau Liverpool kalah, ko hutang sia DINNER bergantung kepada berapa gol MU kasi gol minus yang Liverpool kasi gol. (So, sepa yang belanja sepa ni sekarang?)

MU Freak #5 – Kenapa ko bodoh butul pilih Liverpool? Tiada lucks butul tu! Tau buat kes saja… (Banyak lucks bah…)

MU Freak #6 – Kalau Liverpool kalah, ko kena pakai rambut afro and upload di blog ko and FB ko. (So, sia terlepas ini kali… Lega hatiku…)

MU Freak #7 – Liverpool di bawah MU bah! Tiada chance!!! (Itu aku inda paduli… Janji Liverpool nailed down MU!)

MU Freak #8 – Sia berkabung ni kalau MU kalah… (Jangan lupa pakai baju hitam kio… Rambut pun mesti kasi dye itam kalau ko butul2 ada pigi dye warna lain2)

Anyway… I also have some people who would like to see MU kalah di tempat sendiri…

Arsenal Freak – *via sms* Sia pun mau tinguk MU kalah bah. Ginilah… Kita betting… Ko pilih MU, sia pilih Liverpool. (There’s no way I’m going to sukung MU… So, the deal jadi begini – If MU manang, sia berkabung… If Liverpool manang, sia belanja ko makan, mo celebrate)

Liverpool Freak #1 – Bising butul penyokong MU kalau manang… Kalau kalah, lagilah bising. Alasan diorang mesti begini – We’re still ON TOP… (Yalah tu…)

Liverpool Freak #2 – Janji MU kalah di tampat sendiri… (Hahahah!)

After the match…

Liverpool Freaks – Kotoh! Kotoh! Baru tau… Muahahahhaah! (Ko barulah ganas!)

MU Freak #1 – (Sia buka saja pintu rumah…) Oh man~ How come Liverpool manang! SH**T MAN! Ahhh! Tidak apa! Yang penting, MU masih di atas! (and then he started to count how many games left lagi… Cis)

MU Freak #2 – Kitai ko! Ketawa lah ko di sana! (Of course, sia ketawa kegembiraan)

MU Freak #3 – ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Relax, bro… Masih ada lagi team lain)

MU Freak #4 – Habislah satu office ni bad mood sebab ramai yang MU tu! (Itu hal ko… Kenapa ko kerja di office yang ramai penyukung MU?)

MU Freak #5 – Ko jangan ketawa di sana!!! (Uinah… Moody turus lah ko ni ahh… Scary!)

Arsenal Freak – Ingat tu belanja ahh… (ya ya! I’m so happy that I don’t know what else to say…)

Anyway… At least I didn’t get any bets from other yang begini: “Kalau Liverpool manang, sia inda kacau ko lagi. Tapi kalau MU manang, ko mesti dating sama sia…” Hahahahahah! Last but not least… My message to all…

YOU’LL NEVER WALK ALONE

Photo of The Day: Blue Teddy Bear

This time around… I’m featuring my Blue Teddy Bear… The most recherché teddy bear I ever had in my life. Actually, mum bought this for me. Cute kan? She knows that I’m into offbeat things. Wacko? You can call me that… Huahuahua! FYI, took this pic just a few hours ago. Ubat untuk my heebie-jebbies adalah hanging out with my ND300. Love, baby… Love… Muahahaha! Anyway, for those who are going to have a ball during Valentine’s Day… Well… My advice is – Jangan bagi bunga (itu maksudnya your love will falter very soon), bagilah Blue Teddy Bear or something yang can last forever… Eish! Mengajar sudah sia ni ajaran sasat. Just don’t follow my halfwittedness or you might end up in a ‘cataclysm’. Check out for more of these photos here. If you’re lazy enough, click on my flickr on the right side… Tuuuuu nah tu… Kikikiki!

The Story of KENTE 1st Heat

First and foremost… I am pleased to announce the most prominent and promised KaDus guys of the year…

Ya! Introducing… Mr Pirut@Japrin Thomas & DJ Mark (Tu DJ Kadazan tu saaana…) or known as Mark*tut* (Kasi censored). Isai monuhu minta gambar… Muahahaha! Mahal tu soromin mato korang…

1 2 3… FIRE!!!!! Muahahaha! Inilah kejadian kalau sudah angkat GUN diorang… Pirut, apa gia si DJ Othoe bilang tu? “Apa ko katawa-katawa di sana?” Hahahahah! Ada Canon, Sony, Nikon…

His expression is a marvelous vista!

The rest of the story ah… You have to wait for the article to be published on the newspaper… I mean NEW SABAH TIMES… I’m tired for the time being after dealing with *CHALLENGE*! dan kureng ambil gambar sebab PANAT for the whole week!  Itulah kerja si Pen-Tas sama si Mr Bangai Muka Bola Ragbi… Suruh sia jadi MC… Muka dan senyuman penuh makna korang senyum-senyum dari bawah sana… Sia di atas sana sudah bilang, “Kurengs… Kurengs…” Inda pa… Yang penting… “HAIIIIIIII!!!!!!” (Where did I get that? Gosh! Sepatutnya inda berlaku tu di atas pentas!)

p.s. Lain kali kasi sedia tu AIR MINERAL untuk sia ahh sebab sia inda terima tu minuman UNDERNEATH POKOK PALMA dan yang sewaktu dengannya… Wakakakakaka! Sia habis 3 botol air mineral saja tu malam selepas datang tu 2 kotak air mineral… It was damn so hot! Crowded juga lah… Looking forward for KENTE tapi bukan itu MC yang blood-curdling! Sepa yang pandai-pandai mo booking sia jadi MC dia, mimang mencari nahas laitu sebab sia bakal tanya soalan bonus yang bulih kasi nangis ni kali… *yakah?* Sungguh kasian bagi peserta yang kena kasi under sia yang jadi MC… Muahahahah! Since when sia jadi MC? Ada bah pernah dulu di high school, siap kena trained lagi tapi yang syoknya with my best friend, Surianee… Anyway, kepada para tukang ambil gambar di bawah PEN-TAS (pronounced as Pain-Tash) tu, cuba gia kasi tinguk sia tu gambar-gambar… Sia mo tau juga apa macam tu rupa sia di atas… Wahahahahaha! Manatau bida… Muahahahah! HAIIIII!!!!!

Aku sungguh puas hati sama hasilnya… Cuma itu perempuan yang kena kasi jadi vector tu yang sia inda puas hati… I took about a day untuk kasi vector tu perempuan and mic… Terlampau busy dengan kerja rumah lagi kan… Terpaksa kasi bahagi2 gia tu masa… Photo taken by gogds. I was too nervous at the backstage sebab terpaksa mo atur dalam utak apa mo cakap as an emcee. Kalau diikutkan hati, sia mo paluk si Lissa sebab badan dia panas saja… Tangan sia sajuk sudah butul… Anyway, there’s always some rooms to improve bah… Bukan A ROOM tapi SOME ROOMS… Muahahahah!

If Tomorrow Never Comes…

If I knew it would be the last time that I’d see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep.

If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door,
I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more.

If I knew it would be the last time I’d hear your voice lifted up in praise,
I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day.

If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute or two
to stop and say “I love you,” instead of assuming you would KNOW I do.

If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day,
Well I’m sure you’ll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away.

For surely there’s always tomorrow to make up for an oversight,
and we always get a second chance to make everything right.

There will always be another day to say our “I love you’s”,
And certainly there’s another chance to say our “Anything I can do’s?”
But just in case I might be wrong, and today is all I get,
I’d like to say how much I love you and I hope we never forget,

Tomorrow is not promised to anyone, young or old alike,
And today may be the last chance you get to hold your loved one tight..
So if you’re waiting for tomorrow, why not do it today?

For if tomorrow never comes, you’ll surely regret the day,
That you didn’t take that extra time for a smile, a hug, or a kiss
and you were too busy to grant someone, what turned out to be their one last wish.

So hold your loved ones close today, whisper in their ear,
Tell them how much you love them and that you’ll always hold them dear,
Take time to say “I’m sorry,” “please forgive me,” “thank you” or “it’s okay”.

And if tomorrow never comes, you’ll have no regrets about today?