New Updates – Photoblog

I’ve updated my photoblog after a few weeks being as silent as a grave…. Muahahahah~ I’m sooooo lazy bah doing all the uploadings and so on… So malas… Muahahaha~ Bah, more updates coming soon. It’s Kaamatan month, dear… If most of the people are looking the opportunity to take Unduk Ngadau’s pics… I’m going to take the other parts of Kaamatan joyous. Muahahahah~ Inda syok bah if you bump into the same topics which others are busy taking bah… Mau juga lain daripada yang lain… As long as it’s not an ALIEN… or something from MARS… Muahahahah~ Mars language… Muaahahah~

Click here and here.

SUMANDAK BILANG: Ada urang tanya sia ni mimang suka katawa kah? Ya, I love to laugh… Awet muda… No need Collagen which si Mark Kadus supposed to get one! Jan ko marah sana, rudai #2. For those who have been guessing my age… Keep on guessing… Kepada yang bilang umur sia 22, 23, and 24 tu… Terima kasih kerana meneka umur sia. Ada juga ngam, ada juga tidak ngam di sana tu. Kepada yang suruh sia ikut Unduk Ngadau tu, thank you sajalah tapi sia sudah retire dan resign dari ikut tu… Cukup puas sudah sia… Sengsara tu rambut kana kasi gasak-gasak… For those yang belum ikut Unduk Ngadau, please ikut and enjoy it… Ikutlah time muda-muda lagi supaya ada juga ko bulih keep untuk memory dan kasi cerita sama anak-anak lain kali. Syok tu… Ada juga anak-anak bulih kasi naik saham lain kali. i.e. “Mummy sia dulu ikut unduk ngadau ooo…” Kambang-kambang jugalah hidung tu anak-anak kasi cerita sama kawan-kawan diorang di Primary School nanti… Muehehehehehh~ Long-term… Long-term… Heeheheheh~

Saya nak cari BF yang jujur…

I don’t know how I bumped into this online ads… The internet has provided us with lots of opportunities to post for FREE… Free ads, free classifieds, free business promotion, etc. However, some of us misuse this kind of technology with some bad intentions such as insulting other people, gossiping, spying, etc. It’s human nature but sometimes it goes beyond overboard. Macam juga kena bikin traffic light kan, sudah lampu merah, masih juga mau hantam jalan kan? RULES ARE FOR US TO BREAK… Bukan gitu? It really hard to change some people punya attitude especially when it has long planted and sown inside one’s mind, heart, and… Eh? Apa bah sia tulis ni? Nah kan, tersasul sudah… Hahahahah! Ok… Kita balik to our main point… Main point? Bukan main topic kah? Muahahah~ Main topic… Ya… Main topic…

Would you go for posting yourself as looking for a sincere BF over the Internet? Kalau social bookmarking ok lagi lah… Ini yang kasi post over FREE ADS/CLASSIFIED bah! It may sound macam desperate tho… If you’re very curious kan, click this link – Saya Macam Nak Cari Boyfriend Yang Jujur. A young girl… Maybe around 13 – 16 years old… Looking for a sincere BF. It’s embarassing but I do pity her… Pathetic it may seem… Sadistic as well… Or someone mau kasi kena her… Pity her… Some of us may not know how to use the Internet but pura-pura know kunun apa macam mau guna the Internet. Some of us juga terbawa-bawa with the Western lifestyle… e.g. Propose via billboard… What if the girl rejects your proposal? That will be another big news! Of course turus depan-depan Daily Express or New Sabah Times kuar turus tajuk pasal kena REJECTED MARRIAGE PROPOSAL… Anything can happen in this unpredictable world… Hehehehe~

SUMANDAK BILANG: Sia reject turus kalau main propose guna billboard or newspaper! XD I’d prefer to have a more traditional and classic ways of proposing a hand of marriage. Cewah! Just don’t kneel down in front of me or I’ll kneel down juga sama-sama… A friend for life should not kneel down in front of a friend… Paling bagus, duduk sama-sama… Bukan gitu?  Paling bagus jumpa mohoing lah… Kan Kan Kan? Nah nah! Apa lagi ni sia cerita ni? XD

Sugandoi Songkotoun 2009

I was browsing for some videos which were taken during Sugandoi Kaamatan which was held recently in KDCA, Penampang. Bumped into some of the videos and I like this Sugandoi Songkotoun… Very nice and relaxing… Hahhahahah! Ada urang bilang ngam bawa pigi tidur kunun but I guess it’s so evergreen. Dari kicil lagi bah sia kena kasi dingar-dingar this kind of music. Lawa… Yang penting tidak lupa dari mana asal usul kita mah~ I’m proud to be a Sabahan especially to be a Dusun. Say lah whatever you want – I don’t speak my own mothertongue kah, etc. I don’t care… Jan saja try try mengumpat dalam KaDus… Sia faham tu apa korang cakap. Korang mengumpat dalam bahasa Cina pun, sia tau tu… Hahahahahaah~

Credits: tclee9300y (He has lots of videos yang syok syok from Sabah) XD

Bau Bau Bau Bau~

This is the most funniest song I ever heard… Bau Bau lu Bau Ketek (ketiak in Malay). Make sure you don’t smell *awful*… I mean take your bath before going for a date. Nanti inda pasal-pasal your BF lari menjauhkan diri just because you’re sooooo smelly… Ekkk… Have a nice Sunday… Oh… Last night was superb! My friend, Joy, finally manang itu pertandingan sugandoi… Esther OIAM @ Applunius was also there… Good luck, Esther! I need to get some rest before uploading some photos… Heheheh~

DJ Live @ Sabahan.FM

DJ Iter informed me just now that there will be a task to be accomplished this evening (uiks! Macam mission impossible saja) at KDCA. If you’re quite interested to know what is it, then all you have to do is log into Sabahan.FMofficial website at http://www.sabahan.net or just click this link –http://sabahan.FM/listen.pls. DJ Iter, DJ Jason & DJ Sumandak will try to get our voices (sarut-sarut kunun) on air starting from 7PM this evening. We’ll bring you Semi-Final State’s Level Sugandoi 2009 live only at Sabahan.FM! Syok bah didangar! Kiut~

Broken Malay Sent To My FB Inbox

I was checking my FB messages which I’ve been ignoring it for a few days now. I just can’t stop giggling reading this so-called direct translated message from a guy – Of course he’s not from our country. It sounds like this…

hai apa khabar dan cantik untuk jumpa lagi anda melihat telaga yang bagus kini hari-hari iam bahasa saudara pengajian Melayu boleh saya menjadi kawan anda ulang tayang saya dan menghantarku permintaan kawan

Gosh! I cannot even understand a SINGLE of it! Can anyone translate it back into English? (O_o) Guys, if you’re trying to send me another broken Malay message, you won’t get any reply from me then… Serious! I do appreciate the effort but puh-leeze lah… No direct translation using google translator or whatsoever you called it…

SUMANDAK BILANG: Well = Telaga, Study = Pengajian, Again = Ulang, Show = Tayang… Gosh! XD

Photo of The Day: Davin *Daun Kaladi*

Photo of the Day lagi… Featuring Davin *Daun Kaladi*… Sepa-sepa rasa mo kirim salam sama ini tanakwagu, dipersilakan… Jangan cari dia di FB sebab ini manusia mimang inda main FB… Dia bilang kalau mo jumpa dia, jumpa dalam BIG PLANET or something like online games… PS3 or PS2 or Wii… Kalau yang ternampak dia tu, baguslah… Penuh dengan misteri ni manusia… Jangan disangka air tenang inda ada buayo… Muahahahaha! Ada banyak gambar ni manusia di flickr sia atau blog gambar sia.