What Girls really mean

What do you really mean when…..

• You push him away?: i don’t quite like your way… (ya, something like that)
• You hug him?: i like you or i miss you or i love you or don’t leave me
• You tell him you don’t wanna be around a crowd?: i just want to be with you… or i don’t want somebody (relatives or friends) to see both of us…
• You tell him to just forget it?: well… i really mean that he should just forget it or i don’t really mind about it…
• You tell him it’s too expensive?: don’t buy it because i would be in guilty…
• You say you hate him?: i don’t like his attitude or something that makes me annoying…

What would you do if….

• You caught him cheating?: i would silently leave him…
• He bought you a diamond ring?: i would ask him what’s the purpose of buying me a diamond ring…
• Proposed to you?: I would only say YES if I feel secure together with him… The word ‘secure’ here means I can trust him, let him shows his weaknesses, etc…
• Your parents didn’t like him?: I’d re-consider about it… I might give priority to my parents first…
• He got u pregnant next week?: *palis palis* Sure he has to be responsible for the thing he has done (well… it means both of the parties have to be responsible)
• He went to jail?: *palis palis* It doesn’t really matter as long as he didn’t attempt to kill me.
• He died?: Cry… Miss…

That special somebody

• Who were you thinking of during this survey?: nobody
• Are you two dating?: nope…

Cerita 3 Dokter

Pada zaman dahulu kala, ada 3 orang dokter.

Mereka selalu bersama ke mana saja mereka pergi. Tapi ketiga2nya memiliki kegemaran berlainan.

A – dr. Jon Poni (suka main perempuan).

B – dr. Jon Joni (suka minum minuman keras).

C – dr. Jon Doni (suka segala jenis rokok) .

Suatu hari ketiga sahabat ini berjalan jalan tanpa tujuan. Tiba2 ketiganya bertemu dengan sebuah ketel/kendi (seperti cerita Aladin). Lalu salah seorang mengambilnya lalu meng-gosok2kan ketel tersebut. Sejurus kemudian asap keluar dari corong ketel tersebut dan secara perlahan berganti menjadi satu makluk yang menyeramkan yakni seekor/seorang (?) jin yang ganas.Lalu jin tersebut tertawa: “Ha ha ha ..” dan berkata”Akulah Jin Ifrit !

Karena kamu telah membebaskan aku dari ketel itu maka aku akan tunaikan apa saja permintaan kamu sekalian!!” Ketiga sahabat yang pada mulanya panik dan takut menjadi gembira lalu termenung dan berpikir tentang peluang dan kemauan masing2 yang mungkin sekali dalam seumur hidup. Lalu mereka memilih kemauan mengikuti kegemaran masing2.

Berkata si A,”Aku mau perempuan2 muda dari berbagai bangsa di seluruh dunia dan letakkan dalam sebuah gua tertutup dan jangan ganggu aku selama 10 tahun.” Pufff!! Dengan sekejap mata jin itu menyempurnakan permintaan si A.

Berkata si B,”Aku mau semua jenis arak dari seluruh dunia untuk bekal selama sepuluh tahun dan letakkan dalam sebuah gua tertutup dan jangan ganggu aku selama 10 tahun.” Pufff!! Dengan sekejap mata jin itu menyempurnakan permintaan si B.

Berkata pula si C,”Aku mau semua jenis rokok dari seluruh dunia untuk bekal selama sepuluh tahun dan letakkan dalam sebuah gua tertutup dan jangan ganggu aku selama 10 tahun.” Pufff !! dengan sekejap mata jin itu menyempurnakan permintaan si C.

Setelah genap 10 tahun, maka jin tersebut muncul kembali untuk membuka pintu gua masing2 sebagaimana yang dijanjikan. Maka jin tersebut pergi membuka pintu gua si A, ketika dibuka maka keluarlah si A dengan keadaan kurus kering, berdiri pun tidak bisa karena tidak sanggup untuk menggerakkan lutut sebab hari2 hanya memuaskan nafsu dengan perempuan.Tiba2 si A pun jatuh ke tanah lalu mati!!

Setelah itu jin tersebut pergi ke gua si B, ketika pintu dibuka maka keluarlah si B dengan perut yang sangat buncit karena hari2 mabuk2an. Jalan pun ter-huyung2. Tiba2 si B pun jatuh ketanah lalu mati!!

Setelah itu jin pergi ke gua si C dan membuka pintu gua. Tiba2 si C keluar dalam keadaan sehat walafiat dan terus MENAMPAR si jin. Sambil memaki2 si jin ia berkata :

JIN GOOOOOBLOOOKK …!!!! lighter nye MANAAAAAAAAA ….???!!!

What My Name Means

What Davelynne Means

You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row. You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace. People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality. You are usually the best at everything … you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic “Type A” personality. You are very hyper. You never slow down, even when it’s killing you. You’re the type of person who can be a workaholic during the day… and still have the energy to party all night. Your energy is definitely a magnet for those around you. People are addicted to your vibe. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don’t get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you’re too busy having fun to care. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

What’s Your Name’s Hidden Meaning?

Aku Meminta, Tuhan Menjawab…

Aku meminta kepada Tuhan untk menyingkirkan penderitaanku.

Tuhan menjawab tidak.

Itu bukan untuk Ku singkirkan, tetapi agar engkau mengalahkanya.

Aku meminta kepada Tuhan untuk menghadiahkanku kesabaran.

Tuhan menjawab tidak.

kesabaran adalah hasil dari kesulitan, itu tidak di hadiahkan,itu di pelajari.

Aku meminta kepada Tuhan untuk memberiku kebahagiaan.

Tuhan menjawab tidak.

Aku memberimu berkat.kebahagiaan adalah tergantung padamu.

Aku meminta kepda Tuhan untuk menjauhkan penderitaan.

Tuhan menjawab tidak.

penderitaan menjauhkanmu dari perhatian duniawi dan membawamu mendekat kepadaKu.

Aku meminta kepada Tuhan untuk menumbuhkan Rohku.

Tuhan menjawab tidak.

Kau harus menumbukannya sendiri,tetapi Aku akan memangkas untuk membuatmu berbuah.

Aku meminta kepada Tuhan segala hal sehingga aku dapat menikmati hidup.

Tuhan menjawab tidak.

Aku akan memberimu hidup sehingga kau dapat menikmati segala hal.

Aku meminta kepada TUhan membantuku mengasihi org lain seperti Ia mengasihiku.

TUHAN MENJAWAB, AaaH ANAKKU

AKHIRNYA KAU MENGERTI.

Losing A Piece Of My Soul

Losing A Piece Of My Soul

by Jasmine Johnston

I came to you the hour I was in pain

Looking for answers, I cried to you in vain.

I shared the many skeletons hiding in my heart,

I knew then you’d be my friend,

I knew it from the start.

Troubles ran like rivers, flowing through my life,

You picked the pieces up and help me through my strife.

When home wasn’t home to me no more,

You opened up your heart, and opened up the door.

We cried into night until the early morn.

We solaced each other’s pain and shared our many thorns.

As time flew, the air grew thick,

I saw our friendship fading, and my heart grew sick.

The day had arrived,

When it was time to say goodbye.

Now I sit alone,

reminiscing the past I’d blown.

Eggs’ Various Uses

Use as glue

Out of regular white glue? Egg whites can act as a glue substitute when gluing paper or light cardboard together.

Add to compost

Eggshells are a great addition to your compost because they are rich in calcium — a nutrient that helps plants. Crushing them before you put them in your compost heap will help them break down faster.

Water your plants

After boiling eggs, don’t pour the water down the drain. Instead, let it cool; then water plants with the nutrient-filled water.

Start seeds

Plant seeds in eggshells. Place the eggshell halves in the carton, fill each with soil, and press seeds inside. The seeds will draw extra nutrients from the eggshells. Once the seedlings are about 3 inches (7.5 centimeters) tall, they are ready to be transplanted into your garden. Remove them from the shell before you put them in the ground. Then crush the eggshells and put them in your compost or plant them in your garden.

Make a facial

Who has time or money to spend at the local day spa, paying someone to tell you how awful your skin looks? For a little pampering, head to the refrigerator and grab an egg. If you have dry skin that needs moisturizing, separate the egg and beat the yolk. Oily skin takes the egg white, to which a bit of lemon or honey can be added. For normal skin, use the entire egg. Apply the beaten egg, relax and wait 30 minutes, then rinse. You’ll love your new fresh face.

Source: Readers’ Digest

It Takes Courage

It Takes Courage

Author Unknown

It takes courage

To refrain from gossip

When others delight in it,

To stand up for the absent person

Who is being abused.

It takes courage

To live honestly

Within your means,

And not dishonestly

On the means of others.

It takes courage

To be a REAL man or a TRUE woman,

To hold fast to your ideals

When it causes you

To be looked upon

As strange and peculiar.

It takes courage

To be talked about,

And remain silent,

When a word would justify you

In the eyes of others,

But which you dare not speak

Because it would injure another.

It takes courage

To refuse to do something

That is wrong

Although everyone else

May be doing it

With attitudes as carefree

As a summer song.

It takes courage

To live according

To your own convictions,

To deny yourself

What you cannot afford.

To love your neighbor

As yourself!