Car Brand Slogans To Be Used In Your Life

Mercedes-Benz car brand
Unlike any other
Mercedes-Benz. The Future of the Automobile
Engineered to move the human spirit

Honda Cars
The Power of Dreams
It must be love
Honda. First man, then machine
Technology you can enjoy

Acura cars (the Honda Motor’s brand)
The True Definition of Luxury. Yours.
Acura. Precision Crafted Performance

FIAT Cars
Driven by passion. FIAT.

Alfa Romeo car brand
Alfa Romeo. Beauty is not enough
Power for your control

Volvo Cars
Volvo. For life

Subaru Cars
Subaru. Think. Feel. Drive.
Driven By What’s Inside
When You Get It, You Get It
The Beauty of All-Wheel Drive

Ford Vehicles
Ford. Feel the difference.
Ford. Bold moves. (USA)
Built for life in Canada. (Canada)
Built for the road ahead.
Ford. Designed for living. Engineered to last.
Have you driven a Ford lately?

BMW automobiles
BMW. The Ultimate Driving Machine.
BMW. Sheer Driving Pleasure.
The Ultimate Driving Experience.

Jaguar cars
Born to perform.
Unleash a Jaguar.
Don’t dream it. Drive it!
Jaguar. The art of performance.
Grace…. space… pace.

Audi automobiles
Keeping ahead through technology.
Everyone dreams of an Audi.

Volkswagen, the German car brand
Volkswagen. Drivers wanted. (US marketing campaign)
For the love of the car.
Relieves gas pains.
Surprisingly ordinary prices (UK campaign for VW Passat, Golf, Polo)

Peugeot, the French automobiles
Peugeot. Live the pleasure.
The drive of your life.
The lion goes from strength to strength.

Jeep cars
Jeep. There’s Only One.

Toyota car brand
Today Tomorrow Toyota. (Europe)
Toyota. Moving Forward.
The best built cars in the world.
Get the Feeling. Toyota.
Drive Your Dreams.
The car in front is a Toyota.
I love what you do for me – Toyota!
Your new experience of motoring.

Pontiac Vehicles
We are driving excitement.

Rover car brand
Rover. A Class Of Its Own.

Land Rover vehicles
Land Rover. Go beyond.

Chevrolet Cars
Chevrolet. An American Revolution
See the USA in your Chevrolet
The Heartbeat of America
The road isn’t built that can make it breathe hard!
Eye it – try it – buy it!

Hyundai Motor’s cars
Hyundai. Drive your way
Always There for You
Driving is believing
Prepare to want one

Nissan Motor’s cars
Shift
Shift expectations.
You can with a Nissan.
Just wait you drive it.

Chrysler car brand
Drive & Love
Chrysler. Drive = Love
Chrysler. Inspiration comes standard

Kia Motors brand
Kia. The Power to Surprise
Make every mile count (USA campaign)
The Car that Cares

Lexus cars (a Division of Toyota Motor)
The Passionate Pursuit of Perfection
The Relentless Pursuit of Perfection

Porsche automobiles
Porsche, There is No Substitute

Skoda Auto
Skoda. Simply Clever
It’s a Skoda. Honest.

Oldsmobile car brand
Start Something.
This is not your father’s Oldsmobile.

Cadillac brand
Cadillac. Break Through.
Creating a Higher Standard.
Standard of the World.
The Penalty of Leadership.

Dodge car brand
Dodge. Grab Life by the Horns.
Dodge. Different.

Buick car brand
Dream Up.
Buick. It’s All Good.
Isn’t it time for a real car?
Buick. The spirit of American style.

Mercury cars (Ford’s brand)
New Doors Opened.
Imagine Yourself in a Mercury now.

SAAB, Swedish car brand
Welcome to the State of Independence (USA campaign)
Saab. Move your mind (European campaign)
Find Your Own Road.

Smart car – a brand of DaimlerChrysler
Smart. Open your mind.

Lincoln car brand
Lincoln. Travel Well.
What a Luxury Car Should Be.

Hummer brand
Hummer. Like Nothing Else.

Holden cars, Australia
Holden go.

Seat, Spanish car brand
Seat. Auto emocion.

Saturn automobiles
Saturn. Like always. Like never before.

Citroen, french car brand
Just imagine what Citroen can do for you.

Red High Heels

Red High Heels – Kellie Pickler

Baby I’ve got plans tonight
You don’t know nothin’ about
I’ve been sitting around way too long
Trying to figure you out
But you say that you’ll call and you don’t
And I’m spinning my wheels
So I’m going out tonight
In my red high heels

I’m gonna call up that old boyfriend
Who says he has it bad for me
I’m gonna take him into town
Flaunt him around for everyone to see
Well you said so yourself
You know the deal
Nobody holds a candle to me
In my red high heels

But you can watch me walk if you want to, won’t to
I’ll bet you want me back now don’t you, don’t you
I’m about to show you just how missin’ me feels
In my red high heels

All those games you tried to play
Well they ain`t gonna work on me now
I put up a barbed wire fence
around my heart
Baby just to keep you out
Well you thought I’d wait around forever
But baby get real
I just kicked you to the curb
In my red high heels

Sampai Hari Ini Sia Indatau Nama Ko

Hinonggo – Infinatez
Lirik: Reuben Raymond a.k.a Fingerstylo

Pinirubaan di kumoinsan
Kakal poh pisorou-sorouku
Gisom baino au ku oilaan ngaran nu

Umbalanku daa do mogihum
Hinonggo ko nodi do baino
Langadon suang ginawo kumaa dika

Alansan oku daa korongou koti sindingku
Alansanku nogi kopiruba kito baino

Poingkuro noh maa
Mogihum dika
Turosnu nopo id nipiku
Koilo ko nangku
Langadku dika
Au nodi tumagak
Kakal id suang pomusarahanku

Ini sia yang translate guna bahasa sia sendiri… Bah, kada kotogod kio Fingerstylo… Muahahahah~

Di Mana – Infinatez
Lirik: Reuben Raymond a.k.a Fingerstylo

Pertemuan pertama
Masih lagi dalam ingatanku
Hingga kini aku masih tidak tahu namamu

Ku cuba untuk mencari
Di manakah kau kini
Dalam lubuk hati ini aku amat merinduimu

Ku berharap kau mendengar laguku ini
Ku ingin bertemu denganmu

Bagaimana harus aku
Mencari dirimu
Wajahmu *terbayang* dalam mimpiku
Tahukah kau
Rinduku padamu
Tidak dapat hilang
Sentiasa berada dalam ingatanku

p.s. Muahahahah~ Thanks for sending me this song! Love it… You know apa yang sia suka mo dingar… Muahahahah! Macam biasa, sia ni peluki and that’s why sia cari saja di youtube manatau ada kena taruh tu nyanyi A cappella saja… Muahahahah~ Anyway, thanks again, pal! Guys, dingar-dingar lah ini lagu di Sabah VFM… Syok gia… Hmmm… Ada sudah idea sia mo buat research sia next year… Muahahaha! Jangan korang marah sia translate tu lirik sebab sia sekarang inda ada kerja so buang masa dengan mentranslate… 5 minit saja bah tu… Hehehe… Padahal… Tu kerja assignments berlambak sudah beratur mo tunggu sia kasi siap… ararararararar~

Photoblog: Jo-Anna Sue Henley-Rampas

My Photoblog sudah kena update! Sorry for the late update… I’ve been busy for the past few weeks – Assignments, Graphics, Photos, Piano, etc… Hehehehehe~ Coupling with some of the works which need to be done before next KENTE’s meeting. Anyway, don’t forget to watch Jo-Anne’s performance as one of the Bintang RTM contestants di TV  jam 8:30 malam kali tu…  Janganlah tanya sia sebab sia mo 3 bulan sudah inda tinguk TV ni gara-gara assignment. Undio noh Jo-Anne or Anna (I wonder why they use Anna sebab dari dulu lagi kena panggil as Jo-Anne saja). Maybe it’s some kind of SMS code saja bah tu set by the committees of Bintang RTM. Taip saja BRTM ANNA and send to 32776. For more information, click here. Malas sia mo taip panjang-panjang sebab nanti gerenti macam sia taip assignment lagi… For those who have been messaging me selama ini mimang tau tu my style of writing… Macam taip assignment kunun… Aha! Itu ada satu kawan yang cakap gitu sama sia… Begini dia bilang, “Punyalah panjang berjela-jela ko taip… Macam buat assignment saja ooo… Lawak oh ko…” Aha… Yalah tu… So, sia inda mo taip panjang-panjang lagi di sini sebab nanti kena cop lagi as ‘macam buat assignment’… Hahahahah~ Enjoy the pics and please do not remove the watermark kio. Sia tau korang minat tu sumandak olundus di sini tapi janlah jadi macam tu satu website… Curi-curi saja hasil kerja urang then dia buka watermark and tampal watermark dia. Bikin malu wor~ So unprofessional! Dia ingat urang Sabah inda pandai hantam balik… We Sabahans bukan urang yang pea-brained arrrrhhhh… Hahahahahahaha~ Anyway, have a nice day! (^_^)V Relax lah… Jangan sirius tu muka… Kasi senyum siiiikit gia… Aha! Barulah lawa tu muka… Cewah!

SUMANDAK BILANG: Nah kan… Hampir-hampir jadi assignment sudah sia taip…

Cerita Si Manuk om Karabau

Moral of the story: Jangan makan talur ayam dan minum susu lembu (karabau kaitu)… Nanti ada yang mengomplen…

Tips April’s Fools

Ini adalah beberapa tips berguna untuk kasi main-main urang… Ya, untuk urang yang suka butul mo kasi kena urang time-time sekarang ni…

Pandai-pandailah modified… Hahahhhaa~ Tapi sia inda bertanggungjawab kalau kena 7cm x 3cm ahh…

SUMANDAK BILANG: Back to Basic bah… Heheheheh~

Like Mother, Like Daugther…

Hahahahahha! Ko ingat apa? Ini mama sama anak dia birthday bah… hahahahahahahahah~ 1 hari saja alatan diorang… Muahahhahah~

Truly Darth Vader

I was searching out for Darth Vader Theme piano sheet music over the Internet just now when I stumbled over this youtube. She sure spreads the dark aura… Muahahahaha! Ini barulah Darth Vader! Dunno why I’m in the mood of playing the piano… I’m so malas mo buat assginment sekarang! Muahahahaha~ Sudah siap pun bah assignment. Muahahahah~ Why not buang karan main piano.

SUMANDAK BILANG: Injured my fingers in 2004 dan kesan dia sampai sekarang… Mau 6 bulan couldn’t even run over the piano keys… Kena kasi buang kaca from my middle fingers on my left hand… Bagas dia masih ketara bah sampai sekarang. At least sekarang sia masih bulih main piano… Paling teruk bila I had to ask my friends to help me type itu group assignments sebab susah sia mo menaip gara-gara jari yang injured. Salah sendiri juga bah… Sendiri cari nahas… Muahahhaha~

What Should I Do

어떡하죠 – 지선

geu daen nuh mu dang yeon han du
oonuel nae gae ah bu ull muyt nae yo

nan geu jeo jal jin nae da het jo
geu daen jeong mal nal nuhmoo moryujo

geu dae upshido nae ga genchan nuell gut gat na you
geu dae nun na up shi genchanayo

dang shin up neun sa sange nuh mu do himdull uhseo soom shi neun na ull onemanghetjo

uhtuk ha jo ah jik do nan geudae han madie busuh ji nun haru ull sal a yo
geu dae nae gae malhae ba yo
elawnungae na puninji gedaedo nacheorum
haru ga ah puh go
toh a pun ji malhae ba yo
geu dae wa nan

eemi nomo nutonnayo oori dashi giwhenun uptnayo
nan ah jik geudell saeng gak hae yo
geu daen a ma aljido moulljo ha
kullkook elungayo elukhae gutingayo
geudae nun eedaero genchanayo
nan ahdwell gut gateundae
gateun sarangeun juk uh do nae gaen uputsultendae

uhtuk ha jo nae ma eumeun geudae nanee myen
nu gu do ahn a jul su upsul tendae
jabal naul jabahjoyo aljanayo
na ran saram ahmulle aesuhdo
geudae ull ji wool suga updangull
jaebal naull jabajoyo

uhtuk ha jo ah jik do nan geudae han madie busuh ji nun haru ull sal a yo
geu dae nae gae malhae ba yo
elawnungae na puninji gedaedo nacheorum
haru ga ah puh go
toh a pun ji malhae ba yo
geu dae wa nan

eemi nomo nutonnayo oori dashi giwhenun uptnayo
nah ah jik geudel sanggakhaeyo
geu daen ahma aljidomoulljo ha

What Should I Do? – Jisun (OST Boys Over Flowers)

You ask me how my day was as if it is same everyday
I say I’m okay but you really don’t know how I feel
Do you think Ill be okay without you?
Are you okay without me?
The world without you is so hard that I blame myself for still breathing

What should I do?
Even now, I live each painful days because of your words
Tell me if this is a bad thing to do
Are you living each day painfully like I am?
You and me

Are we too late?
Do we not have a chance?
I still think about you and you might know this
Finally is it this?
Are we going to end like this?
Is it okay with you?
I don’t think I can do it.
The love I find with you, I wont find it anywhere even if I die

What should I do?
If it isn’t you no one else can hold my heart
Please hold me.
And you know that even though the whole world tries to
No one can erase your memories.
So please hold me

What should I do?
Even now, I live each painful days because of your words
Tell me if this is a bad thing to do
Are you living each day painfully like I am?
You and me

Is it too late?
Do we not have a chance?
But me,
I still think about you,
and you might not know.

SUMANDAK BILANG: I’m a big fan of this ‘Hana Yori Dango’ or Boys Over Flowers. Inilah gara-gara baca komik dia yang in Chinese long time ago… Started this when I was in primary  school sampai tiap-tiap kali jumpa my Chinese friends, memang duluan tu komik siorang baca tapuk-tapuk. Last time di Kemayan Likas (now itu Giant) ada tu kena jual buku komik cina… Habis semua sia sudah beli sampai sanggup ikat perut untuk beli saja… Muahahahaha~ I don’t know how sia terjumpa this Hana Yori Dango… Kalau tidak silap sia when I bought an anime magazine in Chinese tu di sana Inanam. I wonder if I still have the ‘ability’ to read Chinese lagi sebab lama sudah sia tidak pigi kurik-kurik sana rak buku sia yang penuh with novels and comic books. Even my mum bilang sampah sia semua itu buku-buku. Apa bulih buatlah if dari kecil lagi sudah kena kasi biasa baca buku… Baguslah kalau buku BM kana bagi, ini buku cerita Chinese yang kena kasi lepas tu English lagi… Sia jumpa buku BM pun when I *accidentally* kena suruh bertugas di library untuk mengemas with a friend… I guess si Rachell or Melva kali tu. Nah! Start sudah sia mo cerita dulu-dulu… How I miss them all… If bukan diorang, I would never know how to do knitting, main gatah, main pasir, main lumpur, main batu, etc. I owe them debts! Muahahah~ Anyway, balik sama Hana Yori Dango… I’m currently addicted with Korean version punya… Japanese and Taiwanese sudah sia tinguk… I totally dislike yang Meteor Garden 2… So boring! Japanese punya masih ok lagi. Hahahah~ I wonder if ada lagi pula Indonesian version sebab biasanya diorang akan buat tu… Macam juga cerita 1 Litre of Tears… Diorang kasi jadi Buku Harian Nayla… Banjir 1 mangkuk nasi manangis wor because it’s actually based on true story. Me? Emo? Aiyah, tinguk lu bah tu drama baru korang bulih cakap… It’s not a love story or romance or comedy… It’s all about life… Orang yang sakit tenat mati-mati mau hidup, kita pula yang bagus-bagus ada badan yang sihat pula, ada yang macam mau bunuh diri… I come up with a conclusion after tinguk ini drama – LIVE TO THE FULLEST! NEVER GIVE IN A LIFE THOUGH THERE’S NO HOPE!” Eh? Apa bah sia cakap ni? Muahahaha~ Anyway, sia mo tidur… Mata sia masih lagi sakit… Terlampau tinguk PC laini… Huhuhuhuhu~

What Kind of Names Do You Like?

You Like Names That Are Forgotten and Quirky

You prefer a name that’s offbeat, but not made up. You like old names that are interesting sounding… You’re the type to name someone after a historical figure or fictional character. You like a name that has a story behind it… hopefully spanning many generations. Some female names you might like: Annabel, Clementine, Evangeline, Genevieve, Isadora, Lorelei, and Ophelia Some male names you might like: Cornelius, Dexter, Ferdinand, Gilbert, Jude, Rafael, and Ulysses

What Kind of Names Do You Like?

How Would You Respond When…

You’re not feeling very well or sick…

Then your friend bilang…

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

SUMANDAK BILANG: I’ve just ran a test on a friend. Sepa lagi kalau bukan si KaDus and the response was overwhelming! Dia bilang, “Terlampau juga?”… HAHAHHAHAHA! Jangan lupa try this to your friends… Jangan sama GF or BF, mimang turus kena marah hidup-hidup! *Sia sudah bagi amaran awal-awal ahh…* Sia baca ni dari satu buku psychology… If I want to know about itu Consumer punya behaviour, then I must learn how to psycho urang lain… Hahahahah~

Strictly for Singaporeans only!

My bro has recently asked me to help with his research which is targeted at Singaporeans only.

Click on this link to help him with his research

Thank You.

I have posted a questionnaire-’The Perception & Consumer Behavior Among Singaporean Tourists Towards Homestay In Sabah, Malaysia.’ on web. Please help me to fill the questionnairehttp://www.my3q.com/home2/272/sumandak/68130.phtml before the deadline(Apr-22-2009).
Thank you.

My RULES of ‘Hang Out’

If I HANG OUT with you, SMS with you, CALL you, CHAT with you…

My Comment: It doesn’t mean I LOVE YOU! It doesn’t mean I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU! It is just I like to hang out with you as a FRIEND or GENG saja.

If I TANYA whether you have a girlfriend or not.

My Comment: It means I don’t QUITE favourable hanging out with someone who has someone in mind because I don’t want to CREATE PROBLEM or TO BE IN YOUR MANGKUK OF MANY PROBLEMS. Biasalah mulut orang bukan ada zip, otak tiada controller… Asal nampak saja turus gini, “Eh, your boyfriend keluar with a girl wor… I know the girl…” And then, yang tiada-tiada tu benda, turus diada-adakan… i.e “Ko tau, sia nampak diorang pigang-pigang tangan lagi…” or “You know the story of that girl? She’s so geteq and got lots of bad records tu…” Opppsss… Lupa bagitau… I’m so lucky sebab I’m living in Sabah sebab kita ada Mahkamah Adat… Ever read the RULES inside the book kah? Mungkin I’m a bit way back behind… Antara orang yang tak sophisticated or updated laini. Hahahahah~ Tapi, I do practise the local ‘RULES & REGULATIONS’. Sogit moti… 1 ekor kambing for menjatuhkan maruah orang… Aiyah, tidak mahal bah tu kambeng emmmbek tapi… Mahal tu nama yang masuk dalam buku rekod diorang. Kalau kali ke-3 masuk dalam mahkamah, bulih jadi famous turus sebab manatau masuk dalam newspaper. Syok tu kan kan kan? XD

If I KELUAR with you for dinner, lunch… or breakfast…

My Comment: It doesn’t mean I want you to be by my side or I have a crush on you or mau create problem. Salah kaitu makan sama-sama kadang-kadang? I don’t go for diet lah dan my stomach inda bulih tahan with perut kusung inda berisi…

If I KELUAR with my Ex-Boyfriend…

My Comment: It doesn’t mean I still love him or ada hati sama sia or mau rujuk balik. I’m the type yang asal sudah buang ludah, inda akan sia kutip balik. I won’t kutip sampah yang sudah sia buang dalam trash bin… I would rather say ‘LET’S BE KAWAN/GENG/SAHABAT/BUKAN MUSUH…” Apa syoknya kalau bermusuhan? Life must go on!!!!

If I CAKAP I LIKE YOU…

My Comment: I like to be with you as FRIEND! Kawan biasa SAHAJA. It has nothing to do with LOVE or yang CINTAN-CINTAN… It can be I like your style… We have the same hobby… etc.

If I CAKAP, “Jagalah your GF… Jangan kasi luka hati dia…”

My Comment: I really really really mean it because I know how hurts it would be to have someone yang ko sayang butul-butul kasi luka hati ko. Ramai sudah sia cakap begini ni… Kepada sesiapa yang sudah pernah dingar sia cakap begini (the exact phrase), you will surely ingat tu. I hope ko ingat lah… Hahahahaha!

If I REJECT your luahan hati…

My Comment: I don’t want to hurt you and sia inda mo ko simpan harapan meninggi mengalahkan gunung kinabalu… Bukan sia jual mahal tapi adalah tu yang sia belum ready. Sia inda akan halang if you still want to simpan harapan or masih simpan perasaan – I appreciate all the feelings and your guts. Jarang ada orang yang ada keberanian untuk meluahkan perasaan dia gia. I’m the type yang DIRECT TO THE POINT and I know mimang sakit tu sikit-sikit juga kalau kena reject. Siou noh kopio kio… I just hope we can still be friends…

If sia SUKA to PLAY AROUND with you or POKE or JAB or CUCUK PINGGANG ko…

My Comment: Hahahahah! Tinguk apa macam sia main… I don’t joke with people yang very close minded, narrow minded, sempit minded, etc. I don’t simply cucuk pinggang orang lain terutama yang lain jantina with my FINGER! I will use anything macam kunci, pen, pensel, etc. It doesn’t mean yang I have a crush on you or mau pikat ko. Hahahahah! Itu style sia mo main…

If I INVITE you pigi dinner macam rumah sia untuk makan-makan or dinner or kawan sia pigi wedding kawan…

My Comment: It doesn’t mean sia mau kasitau semua urang yang YOU’RE THE ONE… or YOU ARE MY BF… Nope… That’s not my style… The main point is – MAKAN. Semua orang hidup untuk makan, apa lagi kalau makan free kan? Sebabnya, sia pun suka mau pigi rumah urang lain untuk makan-makan… And… I will always bring along someone untuk attend itu dinner… Hahahah! Kalau sudah ada kata putus, dapan-dapan itu family sia, sia akan cakap tarang-tarang mah… DIRECT TO THE POINT mah… Apa mau tapuk-tapuk sebab tempat dioranglah sedih dan gembira punya berita sia kasitau…

One thing for sure…

I know my own limits and sia bukan macam orang lain yang if dia minat with someone, dia kasi hint-hint… Silap-silap kasi lap lagi mumuh sana mulut just to show how much dia care about that person even though dia tau itu urang sudah ada someone else. I don’t pretend and I don’t hide my feelings… If sia suka, sia cakap… dan bukan main hint-hint… What’s the point of hinting? Syok butul kaitu mo buat urang guess? Huahuahua! Terus teringat sia pa macam tu auditor mo cari RM1 yang hilang dalam akaun… Sampai sisip-sisip tu resit yang sudah buruk dicari bah…  I’ve  been in such situation di mana sampai terpaksa angkut-angkut itu boxes dari stor! Gosh! Macam office girl wor! Hahahahah! Anyway, I know some of you out there yang tau pa macam style sia buat kerja and my style of hanging out with friends… Even my EX (fuyoohhh… Sepa tu kunun?) tau dan faham how sia buat kerja and react and responds to other people… You may say that I’m a boring person sebab banyak style sia yang macam satu buku kena kasi tulis pun, macam inda habis-habis. Hahhahaah! Ada banyak lagi bulih sia tulis cuma apa gunanya juga sia kasi list down everything and then explain lagi satu-satu kalau mulut urang cannot be stopped kan kan kan? Buang ink dan tenaga saja mo taip kan kan kan?

SUMANDAK BILANG: I should hang out my shingle soon if I wanna be a businesswoman…. Please bear in mind on this word – IF.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

I was having dinner at 1 Borneo with my girls just now (bukan anak sia tapi kajen sia) after we did our shopping. Biasalah bah tu kalau sudah jadi perempuan namanya. Kikikiki~ Sia terlupa sudah tu Liverpool vs. Manchester United sampailah when I overheard the conversations of these waiters pasal MU & Liverpool while they were taking our orders. Siap si kawan dalam tu dapur bilang bilang, “Aiyah, pa macam ko punya MU ooo… Ayam mati wor… 2-1!” Hahahahahah! I still remember how these M.U. Freaks cakap…

MU Freak #1 – Ko tinguklah Liverpool jadi ayam mati di Old Trafford! *Then he proudly sang that so-called M.U.’s song… Padih telinga sia mendengar. Macam sia mo jahit tu mulut dia…*

MU Freak #2 – *via YM* Ko suka Liverpool yang ayam mati? Kalah tu nanti di Old Trafford! M.U. tidak pernah kalah di Old Trafford! (Itu bukan ayam mati ahh… THEY ARE HUMANS!!!!)

MU Freak #3 – He sang that M.U. song again… *sia lupa sudah tu lirik lagu dia…*

MU Freak #4 – *via YM* Kita betting lah… Kalau Liverpool kalah, ko hutang sia DINNER bergantung kepada berapa gol MU kasi gol minus yang Liverpool kasi gol. (So, sepa yang belanja sepa ni sekarang?)

MU Freak #5 – Kenapa ko bodoh butul pilih Liverpool? Tiada lucks butul tu! Tau buat kes saja… (Banyak lucks bah…)

MU Freak #6 – Kalau Liverpool kalah, ko kena pakai rambut afro and upload di blog ko and FB ko. (So, sia terlepas ini kali… Lega hatiku…)

MU Freak #7 – Liverpool di bawah MU bah! Tiada chance!!! (Itu aku inda paduli… Janji Liverpool nailed down MU!)

MU Freak #8 – Sia berkabung ni kalau MU kalah… (Jangan lupa pakai baju hitam kio… Rambut pun mesti kasi dye itam kalau ko butul2 ada pigi dye warna lain2)

Anyway… I also have some people who would like to see MU kalah di tempat sendiri…

Arsenal Freak – *via sms* Sia pun mau tinguk MU kalah bah. Ginilah… Kita betting… Ko pilih MU, sia pilih Liverpool. (There’s no way I’m going to sukung MU… So, the deal jadi begini – If MU manang, sia berkabung… If Liverpool manang, sia belanja ko makan, mo celebrate)

Liverpool Freak #1 – Bising butul penyokong MU kalau manang… Kalau kalah, lagilah bising. Alasan diorang mesti begini – We’re still ON TOP… (Yalah tu…)

Liverpool Freak #2 – Janji MU kalah di tampat sendiri… (Hahahah!)

After the match…

Liverpool Freaks – Kotoh! Kotoh! Baru tau… Muahahahhaah! (Ko barulah ganas!)

MU Freak #1 – (Sia buka saja pintu rumah…) Oh man~ How come Liverpool manang! SH**T MAN! Ahhh! Tidak apa! Yang penting, MU masih di atas! (and then he started to count how many games left lagi… Cis)

MU Freak #2 – Kitai ko! Ketawa lah ko di sana! (Of course, sia ketawa kegembiraan)

MU Freak #3 – ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Relax, bro… Masih ada lagi team lain)

MU Freak #4 – Habislah satu office ni bad mood sebab ramai yang MU tu! (Itu hal ko… Kenapa ko kerja di office yang ramai penyukung MU?)

MU Freak #5 – Ko jangan ketawa di sana!!! (Uinah… Moody turus lah ko ni ahh… Scary!)

Arsenal Freak – Ingat tu belanja ahh… (ya ya! I’m so happy that I don’t know what else to say…)

Anyway… At least I didn’t get any bets from other yang begini: “Kalau Liverpool manang, sia inda kacau ko lagi. Tapi kalau MU manang, ko mesti dating sama sia…” Hahahahahah! Last but not least… My message to all…

YOU’LL NEVER WALK ALONE

A Myopic March

Piano Legs

I don’t know but I figure out that my March has been myopic lately… I’m refering to ‘unadventurous’ life, in other words, monotonous, soporific, and featureless… I’m getting bored of being a student lately and doing some jobs lately… I have to learn to be a multitasker and ensure that my organizer is FULL with things that need to be done. I’ve done the logos for a local film production and also for a new local artiste. The only thing is there’s no news or updates from the local artiste (I’m in the midst of confusion) but the logo is saved *safely* inside my Mac HD. So, I proceed with my next tasks and assignments which are on queue right now.

Bicycle Rider on Long and Winding Road, Mount Tamalpais, California, USA

My life has been frenetic lately that I almost feel like I’m losing my own usual beats. How I wish to see my own beatific smile again… The smile of satisfaction… The feeling of satisfaction after having a munch of KFC drumstick. Opppsss! I don’t eat manuk anymore pula for nearly 6 months sudah – an Ovo-Vegetarianism, for sure, and this is my 2nd time being a Vegan. Last time sia Lacto-Vegetarianism! Anyway, I’m not on diet but it’s a matter of fact that I’m allergic of meat products. Itu allergist (doctor pasal allergic) yang dia sendiri bilang she’s a skin doctor also kasi advice yang I should slowly refrain myself from consuming red and white meat due to the reason yang sia punya badan capat panas and cepat ada rashes whenever sia makan meat! So, I didn’t eat and semua-semua yang berdarah… It was a HELL! I gotta learn not to touch or even munch those tempting aroma – KFC, McD, BK, Lemon Chicken, Curry Sapi, Ayam Masak Kicap, etc. Pek! I’m now speaking, writing, talking, telling, informing, etc. about me being a Ovo-Vegetarianism since some of you yang bilang sia kurus sebab I’m on diet. Terima kasih atas pujian yang I have a curvaceous body but the fact is that I realized yang punggung sia saja yang lebar tapi I’m making myself like a rudai (chameleon). How I wish I can lief munch down all those meats. Nga kuroyon poh di, for the sake of my own health kaka. Macam urang tua pula sia rasa kalau bilang ini itu inda bulih makan. Mimang sungguh kasian kalau korang bawa sia pigi makan sebab tempat yang sia bulih makan pun di tempat yang ada sada’ om tontolu noh… Manuk mimang totally out! Anyway, I’m getting used with this thing and was pity sama Uncle Julius & Auntie Josephine last time when they had to follow masuk kadai vegetarian in Bukit Bintang last time sampai Uncle bilang, “Macam lemas badan sia tidak dapat makan daging.” Kasian juga kan sebab I should consider juga urang lain kan (sia dapat faham juga apa macam rasa lemas tu bila tiada daging), so we went to eat at a nearby Thai’s foodstall. Nasiblah ada ikan dia~ Padulilah padas… Macam inda biasa makan padas when I was in UiTM Samarahan dulu… Punyalah gila nasi lemak dia padas gila sampai geng siorang yang inda biasa padas mula-mula turus inda jadi pigi kelas sebab nasi lemak terlampau padas! Gosh! Nasib baik juga itu toilet inda ada full sebab mostly yang sibuk dan sesak kan from 5:30am – 7:30am itu tandas. Siap babaris lagi siorang mo tunggu giliran masuk mau mandi! Nah! Melalut sudah sia pigi ingat cerita dulu-dulu….

Chimpanzee Flexing its Muscles

OK… Balik kepada cerita sia pasal bulan March… Ini bulan saja ramai sia jumpa kawan-kawan yang selama ini sia sengaja mo bertapuk dari Internet and, of course, some kawan lama also. Baru tadi I had a dinner at Fish & Co. with my former coursemate since college lagi. Banyak cerita dia sampai mo tutup tu Fish & Co. We were rekindling the old days and then cerita-cerita kawan-kawan sekarang and how do they look like… Kalau korang tanya perempuan atau lelaki sia jumpa? It’s a guy! A good guy who understands me very well… Itu belum lagi yang geng satu kepala sia yang perempuan… I was thinking of hanging out with her tapi dia bilang she’s very busy with the audit thingy. Ini laini gaji kalau semua kawan-kawan yang kerja di Audit firm. Always have on and off peaks sampai ada yang cakap I have so much times to relax lagi tu… Girls, I need to hangout with you all… How come only guys saja yang sia keluar wor… I can’t even go shopping like the last time we did when we were in Kuching. Dari pagi keluar sampai malam baru balik naik taxi! Shopping from Sarawak Plaza sampai Main Bazaar lagi tu. Lepas tu at the end of the every semester, itu luggage semua overloaded! Emmm… Inda payah korang mention sepa yang selalu overloaded sebab dalam tu 1 beg kicil panuh buku saja! Nah! Butul-butul melalut sudah sia ni pigi cerita lama!

Denim Girl

Anyway, I think I need to snatch my own 40 winks lah ni as I still need to wake up as early as 5:30am and get my breakfast at McD before meeting some people and, of course, I wish I have the chance to snap some photos early in the morning. Just to have some morning view on the busy life in KK early in the morning. I’m expecting some traffic jams ini but I’m hoping yang banyak parking di Segama ni. Mau ambil parcels di Pos Laju lagi ni. Lepas itu, balik rumah and buat revision and baca journals lagi… Sebelah malamnya sia ada mau pigi kelas… After that, kalau sempat… Mau jumpa kawan di KDCA… If you’re asking me whether or not I’m going to Ranau for Juara Lagu Dusun (JLD) tomorrow, my answer would be NO as I have to attend church in the morning and then have a meeting with some youths who are going for the Bible Camp (as I’ve just got the programme)… Later on, sia kena jumpa orang lain (kalau dia jadi) and then… balik rumah lagi buat kerja design and kasi siap assignment sia. Sunday morning pula I’m going out with a friend to play with our gadgets!

PUNYALAH PANJANG SIA MENAIP BENDA-BENDA YANG DERISORY! *inda pa… sia kasi taruh gambar-gambar supaya korang inda keboringan – Sia tau ada yang berdarah idung sudah tu…*

Lip Imprint on Window

SUMANDAK BILANG: Girls… Nanti we organize another meeting kio… Of course, mau tunggu si Mellon inda busy juga sebab she’s the only one yang butul-butul busy outstation… Kita kasi jalan our outing ini kali, tu si Nanie sana Kunak tu kita import bawa turun KK… Hahahahah~

Life Is Not Measured

Photo of The Day: Blue Teddy Bear

This time around… I’m featuring my Blue Teddy Bear… The most recherché teddy bear I ever had in my life. Actually, mum bought this for me. Cute kan? She knows that I’m into offbeat things. Wacko? You can call me that… Huahuahua! FYI, took this pic just a few hours ago. Ubat untuk my heebie-jebbies adalah hanging out with my ND300. Love, baby… Love… Muahahaha! Anyway, for those who are going to have a ball during Valentine’s Day… Well… My advice is – Jangan bagi bunga (itu maksudnya your love will falter very soon), bagilah Blue Teddy Bear or something yang can last forever… Eish! Mengajar sudah sia ni ajaran sasat. Just don’t follow my halfwittedness or you might end up in a ‘cataclysm’. Check out for more of these photos here. If you’re lazy enough, click on my flickr on the right side… Tuuuuu nah tu… Kikikiki!

Photo of the Day: Kathlynn Crystal

Photo of the day featuring my kajen jajal, Kathlynn Crystal Childs… Baru mo masuk 5 tahun ni tapi gila sudah mo bergaya dapan kamera. She also knows where to pisit itu kamera moti.  Ya, kajen… Dan bukan anak sia. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAH! Marah nanti mummy dia kalau urang bilang dia tu anak sia. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Kepada sesiapa yang bilang sia pernah kawin tu, sia gelak lu sampai tersedu-sedu kio… WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Where did you guys dingar cerita gitu? Punyalah lawak… Kalau sia sudah kahwin, tu datuk sia yang Ketua Kampung tu sudah jadi saksi setia. That’s the most hilarious thing I ever heard. Tidak apa… Aku maafkan yang mendengar, tapi yang buat cerita tu bah… Mesti ko attend wedding reception sia dalam mimpi ni kan? WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Sabarlah, geng… Aku kasi tunjuk juga INVITATION CARD untuk ko kalau sia kawin… Dungot worry punya… XD

Bewitched in Tokyo

Due to inability and difficulty to ‘wash-spin-wash-spin-dry’ my telencephalon, I finally come to a decision to watch DVD… Bewitched in Tokyo. I know some of you (the J-Dorama freaks) out there already watched this lah… I’m a bit left behind… Anyway, I’m going to have myself a merry and laughable hours tonight. Buang dulu tu kerja and assignments. Me? Kerja? Ya… Me kerja now… I’m working now… Di mana? You have to search lor… Ask people around, if you dare or probably if you are busybody enough. Jan lupa bagitau sama urang lain yang sia kasi post dalam internet ada urang sakit lagi ahh… You think I don’t know kah~ Put or appoint many snoopers… That doesn’t really make me spine-tingling… Huhuhuhuhu~ XD

SUMANDAK BILANG: Urang lain tanya sia direct mah~ Ini main guna snoopers or even bida, disguise as someone else and then minta add dalam FB or FS… What’s the big deal? Macam aku indatau style lapukmu… Eh! Can make a song ody~ “Kau tetap dengan stail lapukmu… Mengintip segala gerak-geriku… Seolah-olah aku pencabarmu…” Cewah!