Monday 2 March 2009

An Act from a Desperado

boyXXXX81 (3:54PM): jadi la awek ku


SUMANDAK BILANG: I’m tired with this kind of YM… Buzz Buzz turus itu keluar message dia. Last time panggil darling, sayang, etc. Hoh~ This time I’m going to BLOCK you from my YM! Minta maaf, bukan sebab sia sumbung tapi YM BUKAN TEMPAT UNTUK THIS KIND OF ANNOYING MESSAGES! Sekian, dan terima kasih. Harap hormat… Hohohohoho!

Sunday 1 March 2009

Cerita Tapak Tangan si Mahapson


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Bentuk Tangan si Mahapson
Mahapson memiliki telapak tangan berbentuk segi panjang dengan jari-jari tangan pendek, kebiasaannya cepat berasa gelisah apabila duduk dalam suatu jangka masa yang lama. Dia sangat menyukai perkara-perkara berbaur tentangan, sehingga tenaga lelakinya akan disalurkan. Meskipun begitu, si Mahapson ini sebenarnya berkeperibadian tingi dan seorang yang mudah bergaul. Tidak hairanlah, kerana dia mempunyai ramai teman yang begitu mengambil berat terhadapnya. Sekiranya kamu tidak bersikap bossy terhadapnya, dia pasti akan ‘menenggelamkan’ dirinya dalam hubungan yang penuh keterujaan bersama kamu.
Garis Kehidupan -Ko punya garis kehidupan panjang maka panjang la umur ko ni, Mailson.
Garis Kecerdasan – Terbingkuk di tengah jalan dekat tu tahi lalat. Tinggi sikulah juga ko ni sia nampak… Tapi, ada halangan… Tahi lalat di tapak tangan ko menggambarkan ko punya cita-cita mo teruskan sikulah terbantut sebab ko baik hati dan tinggi budi pekerti. Maybe ko bagi chance sama urang lain dalam family ko. Jan marah… Sia copy and paste saja ni… Hahahaah~ Bukan butul juga ni.
Garis Cinta – Ko pernah beberapa kali (inda banyak) putus sinta tapi last-last ko temui juga sinta hati ko… Cewah!
Garis Kejayaan -Bulih tahan ko ni, tompinai… 1 garis kejayaan means kejayaan untuk 1 kerjaya saja (turus sia pun tinguk tapak tangan sia… 1 juga… dei)
Garis Kesihatan – Tiadak berapa memberangsangkan…
Garis Perkahwinan – Tiada kahwin lagi lepas ni… 1 kali saja kahwin… Hohohoho!
Garis Bilangan Anak – Inda barapa clear sia nampak… Kijap… Kira lu… 1… 2… 3… eh… 2 anak… (turus sia tinguk tapak tangan sia… ADUINAH! 4 anak!)
Garis Perjalanan – Ko inda mudah bosan pada satu tempat… Ko enjoy dan inda mudah cepat bosan dan mo pindah randah…
p.s. mana sinsin ko ni? Wahahahahahah! sinsin kanan pula bah kan… muahahaha!

My Heart Will Only Be With You…

Hullo there… I’ve been receiving lots of SMS just now… Yalah… I know MU vs.tontonham Tottenham at this moment (It’s 11:19PM here in Malaysia… Cewah!)… Even my brother has been singing MU’s anthem since a few hours ago. Sakit hati wor…
SMS #1: “Manchester United! Manchester United! Habislah Tottenham kalah ni kali!”
SMS #2: “Glory! Glory! Man United! Glory! Glory! Man United!….*bla bla*” (Potong turus sebab malas mo tinguk)
SMS #3: “We’re up there! You’re kissing our ass! Yeah! M.U.!”
SMS #4: “Apa sudah jadi sama your Liverpool? Macam ayam saja!”
SMS #5: “Malam ini pura-pura sukung MU. Sia ni Arsenal bah…”
SMS #6: “It’s payback time! Last time you ‘insult’ my MU and this time I ‘insult’ your Liverpool. Keteh!”
SMS #7: “Tukarlah pigi MU.. Your Fernando Torres sucks! Christiano Ronaldo… Christiano Ronaldo… Christian Ronaldo… Christiano Ronaldo… Christiano Rooonaldoooooo… (I guess he’s singing kali)”
Enough lah… So, this time sia kasitau tarang-tarang sekali lagi… To pledge my troth to my one and only love… (I’ve been with him for almost 11 years wor… *bragging butul!*)

YOU WILL NEVER WALK ALONE
When you walk through a storm
hold your head up high
And don’t be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Tho’ your dreams be tossed and blown.
Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart
And you’ll never walk alone,
You’ll never, ever walk alone.
Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart
And you’ll never walk alone,
You’ll never, ever walk alone.

LIVERPOOL

Friday 27 February 2009

If Tomorrow Never Comes…

If I knew it would be the last time that I’d see you fall asleep,
I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep.
If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door,
I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more.
If I knew it would be the last time I’d hear your voice lifted up in praise,
I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day.
If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute or two
to stop and say “I love you,” instead of assuming you would KNOW I do.
If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day,
Well I’m sure you’ll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away.
For surely there’s always tomorrow to make up for an oversight,
and we always get a second chance to make everything right.
There will always be another day to say our “I love you’s”,
And certainly there’s another chance to say our “Anything I can do’s?”
But just in case I might be wrong, and today is all I get,
I’d like to say how much I love you and I hope we never forget,
Tomorrow is not promised to anyone, young or old alike,
And today may be the last chance you get to hold your loved one tight..
So if you’re waiting for tomorrow, why not do it today?
For if tomorrow never comes, you’ll surely regret the day,
That you didn’t take that extra time for a smile, a hug, or a kiss
and you were too busy to grant someone, what turned out to be their one last wish.
So hold your loved ones close today, whisper in their ear,
Tell them how much you love them and that you’ll always hold them dear,
Take time to say “I’m sorry,” “please forgive me,” “thank you” or “it’s okay”.
And if tomorrow never comes, you’ll have no regrets about today?

Thursday 26 February 2009

Selamanya Cinta

D’Cinnamons – Selamanya Cinta (OST Cintapuccino)
Di kala hati resah
S’ribu ragu datang memaksaku
Rindu s’makin menyerang
Kalaulah ku dapat membaca pikiranmu
Dengan sayap pengharapan ku ingin terbang jauh
(+) Biar awan pun gelisah
Daun-daun jatuh berguguran
Namun cintamu kasih terbit laksana bintang
Yang bersinar cerah menerangi jiwaku…
Reff I:
Andaikan ku dapat mengungkapkan
Perasaanku hingga membuat kau percaya
Akan kuberikan seutuhnya
Rasa cintaku (*)
Selamanya… selamanya…
Kembali ke: (+)
Reff II:
Andaikan ku dapat mengungkapkan
Perasaanku hingga membuat kau percaya
Akan kuberikan seutuhnya
Rasa cintaku
Rasa cinta yang tulus dari dasar
Lubuk hatiku … wo wooo
Tuhan, jalinkanlah cinta
Bersama, s’lamanya…
Kembali ke: Reff I, sampai (*) — ke Coda
Coda:
Selamanya…
Selamanya…
Selamanya…
selamanya…
cintapuccino_posterSUMANDAK BILANG: Watched Cintapuccino last night… Gila kan? Baru ini hari untuk minggu ini sia tinguk TV! Apa yang menarik kan, the story is about a girl who has to make decision between 2 choices – her present or her past… Something like obsession over a person lah kunun itu cerita. Bikin gerigitan jugalah since the girl (Rahmi) didn’t know how to make decision (mummy sia bilang she’s mata bola keranjang *rolling stone*, which I’m quite disagree punya). If I were in such situation pun kan, for sure I will be like Rahmi de. Why? Sebabnya dalam membuat keputusan, of course lah I don’t want to make mistake or maybe repeat the same mistake bah. Mesti mau ada tu forgone punya (Cewah! Ayat economics sudah keluar!). Let’s say lah I had a crush with a guy but ended up with “inability to express my feeling towards him (maybe he has lots lots lots many many many admirers)”. Tuuuukoi! And then we met again after 10 years berpisah dan tidak pernah jumpa-jumpa lagi. Katakanlah I’m getting married with other guy sudah then tiba-tiba ni guy from my past datang sebab dia memang mencari sia (kan bagus kalau ada lelaki gitu bagus!)… And then datanglah tu dilemma dalam memilih… My keputusan? Entah… Sia belum tau pa macam mo buat keputusan sebab belum pernah in such situation… Muahahha~ Wah! Sanggup ko baca wor kan? Kenapa? Ko mau tau apa keputusan sia kunun kah? Well… You have to wait lah bila sia dapat masalah begitu. Cewah! Yalah bah, sinang cakap tapi susah bah tu mo buat. Cakap bilang sia silap… Life always offers us with limited choices bah… Macam si kawan bilang sama sia baru-baru ni, “Gunakan hati untuk menilai dan otak untuk berfikir”. OK, balik sama tu cerita Cintapuccino… Apa yang buat sia really tertarik kan sama tu guy yang nama dia Nimo (Bukan Nemo as in Finding Nemo)…  Nama glamour dia kunun Miller tapi sekali check kan, nama dia butul-butul is Mohammad Suhaemi bin Ali Dad Khan. He looks like Hengky Kurniawan!!!! Tapi yang buat sia rasa lucu butul, the guy is actually a Malaysian who is NOT LAKU di sini! Di sana Indonesia baru dia laku ni! Aiyah! How come wor…

Gee Baby



SNSD has their new song out now! Pardon me for my enthusiasm in Korean, Japanese, and Taiwanese music. I didn’t mean to disparage my own country’s or my own culture’s music. The thing is other countries know how to promote their PEOPLE. I mean PRETTY PEOPLE WITH BODY SHAPE even though they may look like SKINNY or in a more ‘dispraising’ term – RUDAI… Sorrylah if I’m getting more two-fisted these days… Pek! I don’t want to be deracinated from my hometown ah… I still love my hometown but sometimes I do agree that our own people have lots to improve… Macam tu Dr. Syed Wafa bilang, “The problem with our people is they always ask their friends to accompany them to the toilet.” I do agree with his statement, anyway. Heheheheh~ Blame him lah if you feel like going deranged. Kikikikikikiki~

Saturday 21 February 2009