Yes! Yes! Yes!

I was having dinner at 1 Borneo with my girls just now (bukan anak sia tapi kajen sia) after we did our shopping. Biasalah bah tu kalau sudah jadi perempuan namanya. Kikikiki~ Sia terlupa sudah tu Liverpool vs. Manchester United sampailah when I overheard the conversations of these waiters pasal MU & Liverpool while they were taking our orders. Siap si kawan dalam tu dapur bilang bilang, “Aiyah, pa macam ko punya MU ooo… Ayam mati wor… 2-1!” Hahahahahah! I still remember how these M.U. Freaks cakap…

MU Freak #1 – Ko tinguklah Liverpool jadi ayam mati di Old Trafford! *Then he proudly sang that so-called M.U.’s song… Padih telinga sia mendengar. Macam sia mo jahit tu mulut dia…*

MU Freak #2 – *via YM* Ko suka Liverpool yang ayam mati? Kalah tu nanti di Old Trafford! M.U. tidak pernah kalah di Old Trafford! (Itu bukan ayam mati ahh… THEY ARE HUMANS!!!!)

MU Freak #3 – He sang that M.U. song again… *sia lupa sudah tu lirik lagu dia…*

MU Freak #4 – *via YM* Kita betting lah… Kalau Liverpool kalah, ko hutang sia DINNER bergantung kepada berapa gol MU kasi gol minus yang Liverpool kasi gol. (So, sepa yang belanja sepa ni sekarang?)

MU Freak #5 – Kenapa ko bodoh butul pilih Liverpool? Tiada lucks butul tu! Tau buat kes saja… (Banyak lucks bah…)

MU Freak #6 – Kalau Liverpool kalah, ko kena pakai rambut afro and upload di blog ko and FB ko. (So, sia terlepas ini kali… Lega hatiku…)

MU Freak #7 – Liverpool di bawah MU bah! Tiada chance!!! (Itu aku inda paduli… Janji Liverpool nailed down MU!)

MU Freak #8 – Sia berkabung ni kalau MU kalah… (Jangan lupa pakai baju hitam kio… Rambut pun mesti kasi dye itam kalau ko butul2 ada pigi dye warna lain2)

Anyway… I also have some people who would like to see MU kalah di tempat sendiri…

Arsenal Freak – *via sms* Sia pun mau tinguk MU kalah bah. Ginilah… Kita betting… Ko pilih MU, sia pilih Liverpool. (There’s no way I’m going to sukung MU… So, the deal jadi begini – If MU manang, sia berkabung… If Liverpool manang, sia belanja ko makan, mo celebrate)

Liverpool Freak #1 – Bising butul penyokong MU kalau manang… Kalau kalah, lagilah bising. Alasan diorang mesti begini – We’re still ON TOP… (Yalah tu…)

Liverpool Freak #2 – Janji MU kalah di tampat sendiri… (Hahahah!)

After the match…

Liverpool Freaks – Kotoh! Kotoh! Baru tau… Muahahahhaah! (Ko barulah ganas!)

MU Freak #1 – (Sia buka saja pintu rumah…) Oh man~ How come Liverpool manang! SH**T MAN! Ahhh! Tidak apa! Yang penting, MU masih di atas! (and then he started to count how many games left lagi… Cis)

MU Freak #2 – Kitai ko! Ketawa lah ko di sana! (Of course, sia ketawa kegembiraan)

MU Freak #3 – ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Relax, bro… Masih ada lagi team lain)

MU Freak #4 – Habislah satu office ni bad mood sebab ramai yang MU tu! (Itu hal ko… Kenapa ko kerja di office yang ramai penyukung MU?)

MU Freak #5 – Ko jangan ketawa di sana!!! (Uinah… Moody turus lah ko ni ahh… Scary!)

Arsenal Freak – Ingat tu belanja ahh… (ya ya! I’m so happy that I don’t know what else to say…)

Anyway… At least I didn’t get any bets from other yang begini: “Kalau Liverpool manang, sia inda kacau ko lagi. Tapi kalau MU manang, ko mesti dating sama sia…” Hahahahahah! Last but not least… My message to all…

YOU’LL NEVER WALK ALONE

A Myopic March

Piano Legs

I don’t know but I figure out that my March has been myopic lately… I’m refering to ‘unadventurous’ life, in other words, monotonous, soporific, and featureless… I’m getting bored of being a student lately and doing some jobs lately… I have to learn to be a multitasker and ensure that my organizer is FULL with things that need to be done. I’ve done the logos for a local film production and also for a new local artiste. The only thing is there’s no news or updates from the local artiste (I’m in the midst of confusion) but the logo is saved *safely* inside my Mac HD. So, I proceed with my next tasks and assignments which are on queue right now.

Bicycle Rider on Long and Winding Road, Mount Tamalpais, California, USA

My life has been frenetic lately that I almost feel like I’m losing my own usual beats. How I wish to see my own beatific smile again… The smile of satisfaction… The feeling of satisfaction after having a munch of KFC drumstick. Opppsss! I don’t eat manuk anymore pula for nearly 6 months sudah – an Ovo-Vegetarianism, for sure, and this is my 2nd time being a Vegan. Last time sia Lacto-Vegetarianism! Anyway, I’m not on diet but it’s a matter of fact that I’m allergic of meat products. Itu allergist (doctor pasal allergic) yang dia sendiri bilang she’s a skin doctor also kasi advice yang I should slowly refrain myself from consuming red and white meat due to the reason yang sia punya badan capat panas and cepat ada rashes whenever sia makan meat! So, I didn’t eat and semua-semua yang berdarah… It was a HELL! I gotta learn not to touch or even munch those tempting aroma – KFC, McD, BK, Lemon Chicken, Curry Sapi, Ayam Masak Kicap, etc. Pek! I’m now speaking, writing, talking, telling, informing, etc. about me being a Ovo-Vegetarianism since some of you yang bilang sia kurus sebab I’m on diet. Terima kasih atas pujian yang I have a curvaceous body but the fact is that I realized yang punggung sia saja yang lebar tapi I’m making myself like a rudai (chameleon). How I wish I can lief munch down all those meats. Nga kuroyon poh di, for the sake of my own health kaka. Macam urang tua pula sia rasa kalau bilang ini itu inda bulih makan. Mimang sungguh kasian kalau korang bawa sia pigi makan sebab tempat yang sia bulih makan pun di tempat yang ada sada’ om tontolu noh… Manuk mimang totally out! Anyway, I’m getting used with this thing and was pity sama Uncle Julius & Auntie Josephine last time when they had to follow masuk kadai vegetarian in Bukit Bintang last time sampai Uncle bilang, “Macam lemas badan sia tidak dapat makan daging.” Kasian juga kan sebab I should consider juga urang lain kan (sia dapat faham juga apa macam rasa lemas tu bila tiada daging), so we went to eat at a nearby Thai’s foodstall. Nasiblah ada ikan dia~ Padulilah padas… Macam inda biasa makan padas when I was in UiTM Samarahan dulu… Punyalah gila nasi lemak dia padas gila sampai geng siorang yang inda biasa padas mula-mula turus inda jadi pigi kelas sebab nasi lemak terlampau padas! Gosh! Nasib baik juga itu toilet inda ada full sebab mostly yang sibuk dan sesak kan from 5:30am – 7:30am itu tandas. Siap babaris lagi siorang mo tunggu giliran masuk mau mandi! Nah! Melalut sudah sia pigi ingat cerita dulu-dulu….

Chimpanzee Flexing its Muscles

OK… Balik kepada cerita sia pasal bulan March… Ini bulan saja ramai sia jumpa kawan-kawan yang selama ini sia sengaja mo bertapuk dari Internet and, of course, some kawan lama also. Baru tadi I had a dinner at Fish & Co. with my former coursemate since college lagi. Banyak cerita dia sampai mo tutup tu Fish & Co. We were rekindling the old days and then cerita-cerita kawan-kawan sekarang and how do they look like… Kalau korang tanya perempuan atau lelaki sia jumpa? It’s a guy! A good guy who understands me very well… Itu belum lagi yang geng satu kepala sia yang perempuan… I was thinking of hanging out with her tapi dia bilang she’s very busy with the audit thingy. Ini laini gaji kalau semua kawan-kawan yang kerja di Audit firm. Always have on and off peaks sampai ada yang cakap I have so much times to relax lagi tu… Girls, I need to hangout with you all… How come only guys saja yang sia keluar wor… I can’t even go shopping like the last time we did when we were in Kuching. Dari pagi keluar sampai malam baru balik naik taxi! Shopping from Sarawak Plaza sampai Main Bazaar lagi tu. Lepas tu at the end of the every semester, itu luggage semua overloaded! Emmm… Inda payah korang mention sepa yang selalu overloaded sebab dalam tu 1 beg kicil panuh buku saja! Nah! Butul-butul melalut sudah sia ni pigi cerita lama!

Denim Girl

Anyway, I think I need to snatch my own 40 winks lah ni as I still need to wake up as early as 5:30am and get my breakfast at McD before meeting some people and, of course, I wish I have the chance to snap some photos early in the morning. Just to have some morning view on the busy life in KK early in the morning. I’m expecting some traffic jams ini but I’m hoping yang banyak parking di Segama ni. Mau ambil parcels di Pos Laju lagi ni. Lepas itu, balik rumah and buat revision and baca journals lagi… Sebelah malamnya sia ada mau pigi kelas… After that, kalau sempat… Mau jumpa kawan di KDCA… If you’re asking me whether or not I’m going to Ranau for Juara Lagu Dusun (JLD) tomorrow, my answer would be NO as I have to attend church in the morning and then have a meeting with some youths who are going for the Bible Camp (as I’ve just got the programme)… Later on, sia kena jumpa orang lain (kalau dia jadi) and then… balik rumah lagi buat kerja design and kasi siap assignment sia. Sunday morning pula I’m going out with a friend to play with our gadgets!

PUNYALAH PANJANG SIA MENAIP BENDA-BENDA YANG DERISORY! *inda pa… sia kasi taruh gambar-gambar supaya korang inda keboringan – Sia tau ada yang berdarah idung sudah tu…*

Lip Imprint on Window

SUMANDAK BILANG: Girls… Nanti we organize another meeting kio… Of course, mau tunggu si Mellon inda busy juga sebab she’s the only one yang butul-butul busy outstation… Kita kasi jalan our outing ini kali, tu si Nanie sana Kunak tu kita import bawa turun KK… Hahahahah~

Life Is Not Measured

Photo of The Day: Blue Teddy Bear

This time around… I’m featuring my Blue Teddy Bear… The most recherché teddy bear I ever had in my life. Actually, mum bought this for me. Cute kan? She knows that I’m into offbeat things. Wacko? You can call me that… Huahuahua! FYI, took this pic just a few hours ago. Ubat untuk my heebie-jebbies adalah hanging out with my ND300. Love, baby… Love… Muahahaha! Anyway, for those who are going to have a ball during Valentine’s Day… Well… My advice is – Jangan bagi bunga (itu maksudnya your love will falter very soon), bagilah Blue Teddy Bear or something yang can last forever… Eish! Mengajar sudah sia ni ajaran sasat. Just don’t follow my halfwittedness or you might end up in a ‘cataclysm’. Check out for more of these photos here. If you’re lazy enough, click on my flickr on the right side… Tuuuuu nah tu… Kikikiki!

Photo of the Day: Kathlynn Crystal

Photo of the day featuring my kajen jajal, Kathlynn Crystal Childs… Baru mo masuk 5 tahun ni tapi gila sudah mo bergaya dapan kamera. She also knows where to pisit itu kamera moti.  Ya, kajen… Dan bukan anak sia. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAH! Marah nanti mummy dia kalau urang bilang dia tu anak sia. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Kepada sesiapa yang bilang sia pernah kawin tu, sia gelak lu sampai tersedu-sedu kio… WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Where did you guys dingar cerita gitu? Punyalah lawak… Kalau sia sudah kahwin, tu datuk sia yang Ketua Kampung tu sudah jadi saksi setia. That’s the most hilarious thing I ever heard. Tidak apa… Aku maafkan yang mendengar, tapi yang buat cerita tu bah… Mesti ko attend wedding reception sia dalam mimpi ni kan? WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Sabarlah, geng… Aku kasi tunjuk juga INVITATION CARD untuk ko kalau sia kawin… Dungot worry punya… XD

Bewitched in Tokyo

Due to inability and difficulty to ‘wash-spin-wash-spin-dry’ my telencephalon, I finally come to a decision to watch DVD… Bewitched in Tokyo. I know some of you (the J-Dorama freaks) out there already watched this lah… I’m a bit left behind… Anyway, I’m going to have myself a merry and laughable hours tonight. Buang dulu tu kerja and assignments. Me? Kerja? Ya… Me kerja now… I’m working now… Di mana? You have to search lor… Ask people around, if you dare or probably if you are busybody enough. Jan lupa bagitau sama urang lain yang sia kasi post dalam internet ada urang sakit lagi ahh… You think I don’t know kah~ Put or appoint many snoopers… That doesn’t really make me spine-tingling… Huhuhuhuhu~ XD

SUMANDAK BILANG: Urang lain tanya sia direct mah~ Ini main guna snoopers or even bida, disguise as someone else and then minta add dalam FB or FS… What’s the big deal? Macam aku indatau style lapukmu… Eh! Can make a song ody~ “Kau tetap dengan stail lapukmu… Mengintip segala gerak-geriku… Seolah-olah aku pencabarmu…” Cewah!

The Story of KENTE 1st Heat

First and foremost… I am pleased to announce the most prominent and promised KaDus guys of the year…

Ya! Introducing… Mr Pirut@Japrin Thomas & DJ Mark (Tu DJ Kadazan tu saaana…) or known as Mark*tut* (Kasi censored). Isai monuhu minta gambar… Muahahaha! Mahal tu soromin mato korang…

1 2 3… FIRE!!!!! Muahahaha! Inilah kejadian kalau sudah angkat GUN diorang… Pirut, apa gia si DJ Othoe bilang tu? “Apa ko katawa-katawa di sana?” Hahahahah! Ada Canon, Sony, Nikon…

His expression is a marvelous vista!

The rest of the story ah… You have to wait for the article to be published on the newspaper… I mean NEW SABAH TIMES… I’m tired for the time being after dealing with *CHALLENGE*! dan kureng ambil gambar sebab PANAT for the whole week!  Itulah kerja si Pen-Tas sama si Mr Bangai Muka Bola Ragbi… Suruh sia jadi MC… Muka dan senyuman penuh makna korang senyum-senyum dari bawah sana… Sia di atas sana sudah bilang, “Kurengs… Kurengs…” Inda pa… Yang penting… “HAIIIIIIII!!!!!!” (Where did I get that? Gosh! Sepatutnya inda berlaku tu di atas pentas!)

p.s. Lain kali kasi sedia tu AIR MINERAL untuk sia ahh sebab sia inda terima tu minuman UNDERNEATH POKOK PALMA dan yang sewaktu dengannya… Wakakakakaka! Sia habis 3 botol air mineral saja tu malam selepas datang tu 2 kotak air mineral… It was damn so hot! Crowded juga lah… Looking forward for KENTE tapi bukan itu MC yang blood-curdling! Sepa yang pandai-pandai mo booking sia jadi MC dia, mimang mencari nahas laitu sebab sia bakal tanya soalan bonus yang bulih kasi nangis ni kali… *yakah?* Sungguh kasian bagi peserta yang kena kasi under sia yang jadi MC… Muahahahah! Since when sia jadi MC? Ada bah pernah dulu di high school, siap kena trained lagi tapi yang syoknya with my best friend, Surianee… Anyway, kepada para tukang ambil gambar di bawah PEN-TAS (pronounced as Pain-Tash) tu, cuba gia kasi tinguk sia tu gambar-gambar… Sia mo tau juga apa macam tu rupa sia di atas… Wahahahahaha! Manatau bida… Muahahahah! HAIIIII!!!!!

Aku sungguh puas hati sama hasilnya… Cuma itu perempuan yang kena kasi jadi vector tu yang sia inda puas hati… I took about a day untuk kasi vector tu perempuan and mic… Terlampau busy dengan kerja rumah lagi kan… Terpaksa kasi bahagi2 gia tu masa… Photo taken by gogds. I was too nervous at the backstage sebab terpaksa mo atur dalam utak apa mo cakap as an emcee. Kalau diikutkan hati, sia mo paluk si Lissa sebab badan dia panas saja… Tangan sia sajuk sudah butul… Anyway, there’s always some rooms to improve bah… Bukan A ROOM tapi SOME ROOMS… Muahahahah!

They are out there!

Received this email from an aunt who loves to send emails which I can say she’s going to be the next spammer. Muahahahah~ Kidding! Apa inda, satu hari kalau inda sia check email sia, bulih sampai 10 emails… Wow! Lemme see… If I don’t check my mailbox for maybe about 10 days… 100 emails! Muahahahah!

I would like to share a traumatic experience which my relative went through yesterday. She was waiting for her friend near St. Francis Secondary school , Kota Kinabalu around noontime. Suddenly a car (kancil) stop next to her. One guy came out from the back seat started to force her into the car while the driver wait inside car. The guy managed to force her into the car and speeded off. Inside the car, she experience hell. The guy try to rape her. Fortunately, she was able to kick the guy in the chest which gave her room to escape. She jump out from the moving vehicle. Thank God she suffer only bruised in the head and some part of the body. She hide herself in the nearby jungle as the guy was still looking for her. This is really terrifying. After those guy left, she called her friend which later inform her brother. They went to lodge a report at the nearby police station. She now suffer physically and mentally from such traumatic encounter. Please tell your love especially women to be very careful. This attempt is very much similar to what happen to the unfortunate UMS student.

Well… All I can say is… Don’t trust people out there… Apa kena mengena ah? Anyway, last Friday kan my cousin kena kejar kereta kancil merah with 4 guys inside, diorang kasi pasang highlight supaya inda nampak plate number diorang… Jalan kampung lagi tu… Nasiblah diorang ada about 4 people in the van (3 perempuan, 1 lalaki)! Guys, my cousin’s driving a VAN at full speed!!! And… The one more thing is… I was driving home nearly 11pm tu that night from group discussion – Patutlah I heard something yang bising-bising bila diorang sampai rumah… Our home inda jauh juga bah, can cubuk-cubuk from my bilik juga. Gila mampus lah this cousin driving laju-laju… Muahahahah! Bulih tahan wor… Van bakal jadi the next F1 di kampung. Nanti sia mo balajar dari dia ni. Be careful, girls… You know these guys are out there hunting for ‘holes’… I would say, better learn martial arts or how to hold a weapon! I mean… BAKAKUK or SNIPPER or maybe RAMBO KNIFE…