Photo of the Day: Kathlynn Crystal

Photo of the day featuring my kajen jajal, Kathlynn Crystal Childs… Baru mo masuk 5 tahun ni tapi gila sudah mo bergaya dapan kamera. She also knows where to pisit itu kamera moti.  Ya, kajen… Dan bukan anak sia. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAH! Marah nanti mummy dia kalau urang bilang dia tu anak sia. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Kepada sesiapa yang bilang sia pernah kawin tu, sia gelak lu sampai tersedu-sedu kio… WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Where did you guys dingar cerita gitu? Punyalah lawak… Kalau sia sudah kahwin, tu datuk sia yang Ketua Kampung tu sudah jadi saksi setia. That’s the most hilarious thing I ever heard. Tidak apa… Aku maafkan yang mendengar, tapi yang buat cerita tu bah… Mesti ko attend wedding reception sia dalam mimpi ni kan? WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Sabarlah, geng… Aku kasi tunjuk juga INVITATION CARD untuk ko kalau sia kawin… Dungot worry punya… XD

Bewitched in Tokyo

Due to inability and difficulty to ‘wash-spin-wash-spin-dry’ my telencephalon, I finally come to a decision to watch DVD… Bewitched in Tokyo. I know some of you (the J-Dorama freaks) out there already watched this lah… I’m a bit left behind… Anyway, I’m going to have myself a merry and laughable hours tonight. Buang dulu tu kerja and assignments. Me? Kerja? Ya… Me kerja now… I’m working now… Di mana? You have to search lor… Ask people around, if you dare or probably if you are busybody enough. Jan lupa bagitau sama urang lain yang sia kasi post dalam internet ada urang sakit lagi ahh… You think I don’t know kah~ Put or appoint many snoopers… That doesn’t really make me spine-tingling… Huhuhuhuhu~ XD

SUMANDAK BILANG: Urang lain tanya sia direct mah~ Ini main guna snoopers or even bida, disguise as someone else and then minta add dalam FB or FS… What’s the big deal? Macam aku indatau style lapukmu… Eh! Can make a song ody~ “Kau tetap dengan stail lapukmu… Mengintip segala gerak-geriku… Seolah-olah aku pencabarmu…” Cewah!

The Story of KENTE 1st Heat

First and foremost… I am pleased to announce the most prominent and promised KaDus guys of the year…

Ya! Introducing… Mr Pirut@Japrin Thomas & DJ Mark (Tu DJ Kadazan tu saaana…) or known as Mark*tut* (Kasi censored). Isai monuhu minta gambar… Muahahaha! Mahal tu soromin mato korang…

1 2 3… FIRE!!!!! Muahahaha! Inilah kejadian kalau sudah angkat GUN diorang… Pirut, apa gia si DJ Othoe bilang tu? “Apa ko katawa-katawa di sana?” Hahahahah! Ada Canon, Sony, Nikon…

His expression is a marvelous vista!

The rest of the story ah… You have to wait for the article to be published on the newspaper… I mean NEW SABAH TIMES… I’m tired for the time being after dealing with *CHALLENGE*! dan kureng ambil gambar sebab PANAT for the whole week!  Itulah kerja si Pen-Tas sama si Mr Bangai Muka Bola Ragbi… Suruh sia jadi MC… Muka dan senyuman penuh makna korang senyum-senyum dari bawah sana… Sia di atas sana sudah bilang, “Kurengs… Kurengs…” Inda pa… Yang penting… “HAIIIIIIII!!!!!!” (Where did I get that? Gosh! Sepatutnya inda berlaku tu di atas pentas!)

p.s. Lain kali kasi sedia tu AIR MINERAL untuk sia ahh sebab sia inda terima tu minuman UNDERNEATH POKOK PALMA dan yang sewaktu dengannya… Wakakakakaka! Sia habis 3 botol air mineral saja tu malam selepas datang tu 2 kotak air mineral… It was damn so hot! Crowded juga lah… Looking forward for KENTE tapi bukan itu MC yang blood-curdling! Sepa yang pandai-pandai mo booking sia jadi MC dia, mimang mencari nahas laitu sebab sia bakal tanya soalan bonus yang bulih kasi nangis ni kali… *yakah?* Sungguh kasian bagi peserta yang kena kasi under sia yang jadi MC… Muahahahah! Since when sia jadi MC? Ada bah pernah dulu di high school, siap kena trained lagi tapi yang syoknya with my best friend, Surianee… Anyway, kepada para tukang ambil gambar di bawah PEN-TAS (pronounced as Pain-Tash) tu, cuba gia kasi tinguk sia tu gambar-gambar… Sia mo tau juga apa macam tu rupa sia di atas… Wahahahahaha! Manatau bida… Muahahahah! HAIIIII!!!!!

Aku sungguh puas hati sama hasilnya… Cuma itu perempuan yang kena kasi jadi vector tu yang sia inda puas hati… I took about a day untuk kasi vector tu perempuan and mic… Terlampau busy dengan kerja rumah lagi kan… Terpaksa kasi bahagi2 gia tu masa… Photo taken by gogds. I was too nervous at the backstage sebab terpaksa mo atur dalam utak apa mo cakap as an emcee. Kalau diikutkan hati, sia mo paluk si Lissa sebab badan dia panas saja… Tangan sia sajuk sudah butul… Anyway, there’s always some rooms to improve bah… Bukan A ROOM tapi SOME ROOMS… Muahahahah!

They are out there!

Received this email from an aunt who loves to send emails which I can say she’s going to be the next spammer. Muahahahah~ Kidding! Apa inda, satu hari kalau inda sia check email sia, bulih sampai 10 emails… Wow! Lemme see… If I don’t check my mailbox for maybe about 10 days… 100 emails! Muahahahah!

I would like to share a traumatic experience which my relative went through yesterday. She was waiting for her friend near St. Francis Secondary school , Kota Kinabalu around noontime. Suddenly a car (kancil) stop next to her. One guy came out from the back seat started to force her into the car while the driver wait inside car. The guy managed to force her into the car and speeded off. Inside the car, she experience hell. The guy try to rape her. Fortunately, she was able to kick the guy in the chest which gave her room to escape. She jump out from the moving vehicle. Thank God she suffer only bruised in the head and some part of the body. She hide herself in the nearby jungle as the guy was still looking for her. This is really terrifying. After those guy left, she called her friend which later inform her brother. They went to lodge a report at the nearby police station. She now suffer physically and mentally from such traumatic encounter. Please tell your love especially women to be very careful. This attempt is very much similar to what happen to the unfortunate UMS student.

Well… All I can say is… Don’t trust people out there… Apa kena mengena ah? Anyway, last Friday kan my cousin kena kejar kereta kancil merah with 4 guys inside, diorang kasi pasang highlight supaya inda nampak plate number diorang… Jalan kampung lagi tu… Nasiblah diorang ada about 4 people in the van (3 perempuan, 1 lalaki)! Guys, my cousin’s driving a VAN at full speed!!! And… The one more thing is… I was driving home nearly 11pm tu that night from group discussion – Patutlah I heard something yang bising-bising bila diorang sampai rumah… Our home inda jauh juga bah, can cubuk-cubuk from my bilik juga. Gila mampus lah this cousin driving laju-laju… Muahahahah! Bulih tahan wor… Van bakal jadi the next F1 di kampung. Nanti sia mo balajar dari dia ni. Be careful, girls… You know these guys are out there hunting for ‘holes’… I would say, better learn martial arts or how to hold a weapon! I mean… BAKAKUK or SNIPPER or maybe RAMBO KNIFE…

An Act from a Desperado

boyXXXX81 (3:54PM): jadi la awek ku

SUMANDAK BILANG: I’m tired with this kind of YM… Buzz Buzz turus itu keluar message dia. Last time panggil darling, sayang, etc. Hoh~ This time I’m going to BLOCK you from my YM! Minta maaf, bukan sebab sia sumbung tapi YM BUKAN TEMPAT UNTUK THIS KIND OF ANNOYING MESSAGES! Sekian, dan terima kasih. Harap hormat… Hohohohoho!

Cerita Tapak Tangan si Mahapson

Bentuk Tangan si Mahapson
Mahapson memiliki telapak tangan berbentuk segi panjang dengan jari-jari tangan pendek, kebiasaannya cepat berasa gelisah apabila duduk dalam suatu jangka masa yang lama. Dia sangat menyukai perkara-perkara berbaur tentangan, sehingga tenaga lelakinya akan disalurkan. Meskipun begitu, si Mahapson ini sebenarnya berkeperibadian tingi dan seorang yang mudah bergaul. Tidak hairanlah, kerana dia mempunyai ramai teman yang begitu mengambil berat terhadapnya. Sekiranya kamu tidak bersikap bossy terhadapnya, dia pasti akan ‘menenggelamkan’ dirinya dalam hubungan yang penuh keterujaan bersama kamu.

Garis Kehidupan -Ko punya garis kehidupan panjang maka panjang la umur ko ni, Mailson.

Garis Kecerdasan – Terbingkuk di tengah jalan dekat tu tahi lalat. Tinggi sikulah juga ko ni sia nampak… Tapi, ada halangan… Tahi lalat di tapak tangan ko menggambarkan ko punya cita-cita mo teruskan sikulah terbantut sebab ko baik hati dan tinggi budi pekerti. Maybe ko bagi chance sama urang lain dalam family ko. Jan marah… Sia copy and paste saja ni… Hahahaah~ Bukan butul juga ni.

Garis Cinta – Ko pernah beberapa kali (inda banyak) putus sinta tapi last-last ko temui juga sinta hati ko… Cewah!

Garis Kejayaan -Bulih tahan ko ni, tompinai… 1 garis kejayaan means kejayaan untuk 1 kerjaya saja (turus sia pun tinguk tapak tangan sia… 1 juga… dei)

Garis Kesihatan – Tiadak berapa memberangsangkan…

Garis Perkahwinan – Tiada kahwin lagi lepas ni… 1 kali saja kahwin… Hohohoho!

Garis Bilangan Anak – Inda barapa clear sia nampak… Kijap… Kira lu… 1… 2… 3… eh… 2 anak… (turus sia tinguk tapak tangan sia… ADUINAH! 4 anak!)

Garis Perjalanan – Ko inda mudah bosan pada satu tempat… Ko enjoy dan inda mudah cepat bosan dan mo pindah randah…

p.s. mana sinsin ko ni? Wahahahahahah! sinsin kanan pula bah kan… muahahaha!

My Heart Will Only Be With You…

Hullo there… I’ve been receiving lots of SMS just now… Yalah… I know MU vs.tontonham Tottenham at this moment (It’s 11:19PM here in Malaysia… Cewah!)… Even my brother has been singing MU’s anthem since a few hours ago. Sakit hati wor…

SMS #1: “Manchester United! Manchester United! Habislah Tottenham kalah ni kali!”

SMS #2: “Glory! Glory! Man United! Glory! Glory! Man United!….*bla bla*” (Potong turus sebab malas mo tinguk)

SMS #3: “We’re up there! You’re kissing our ass! Yeah! M.U.!”

SMS #4: “Apa sudah jadi sama your Liverpool? Macam ayam saja!”

SMS #5: “Malam ini pura-pura sukung MU. Sia ni Arsenal bah…”

SMS #6: “It’s payback time! Last time you ‘insult’ my MU and this time I ‘insult’ your Liverpool. Keteh!”

SMS #7: “Tukarlah pigi MU.. Your Fernando Torres sucks! Christiano Ronaldo… Christiano Ronaldo… Christian Ronaldo… Christiano Ronaldo… Christiano Rooonaldoooooo… (I guess he’s singing kali)”

Enough lah… So, this time sia kasitau tarang-tarang sekali lagi… To pledge my troth to my one and only love… (I’ve been with him for almost 11 years wor… *bragging butul!*)

YOU WILL NEVER WALK ALONE

When you walk through a storm
hold your head up high
And don’t be afraid of the dark.

At the end of a storm is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Tho’ your dreams be tossed and blown.

Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart
And you’ll never walk alone,
You’ll never, ever walk alone.

Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart
And you’ll never walk alone,
You’ll never, ever walk alone.

LIVERPOOL